Jimmy Jacobs: Permanent Record
Full Name:James Edward Jacobs.
D. O. B:27th April.
Place of Birth:
Next of Kin (to be contacted in case of
School:The School of Overrated Destructive Metal Robots. But I’m campaigning for a name change, because I really think they’re not that overrated.
Reasons for Joining:I’d never have had the chance to work with such amazing machines anywhere else. The Mortal Realm just doesn’t have this kind of technology, it’s all outmoded concepts like
NOTE: The rest of this statement has been edited for annoying technobabble.
H.R.H. Flibbage of Faerie.
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Psychological Profile:When he first arrived at the dojo, Jimmy was a fairly pleasant, if incredibly shy, young man. Unfortunately the laws of generics seem to have taken a particularly heavy toll on him, and he is now one of the more annoying mecha-boy stereotypes – an insecure, whiny wreck.
H. R. H. Flibbage of Faerie
Teacher’s Comments:Jimmy’s work is progressing well this year – his robot doesn’t usually require more than four reboots before it will start properly, and it has only got seriously out of control twice this term.
End-of-year report *MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR CH1-12!*
Iím surprised Jimmyís still alive. Pleasantly surprised, that is. He did far better than anyone was expecting in the battle against the pirates, and hopefully separating him from M3H-13 will help him develop even further.
I can't believe everyone seriously thought I was going to die...
|Lars Kovak (tutor)
|Dulcet Angel Christine (tutor)