Robert: Permanent Record

Full Name: Robert Crowe.

Age:15.

D. O. B: 31st October.

Species:Human.

Place of Birth:Undisclosed.

Next of Kin (to be contacted in case of accident):This will not be necessary.

School:Mecha.

Reasons for Joining:World domination. Plus, it looks good on my CV.

FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY:

Psychological Profile:Robert is quiet, calm and possibly insane - luckily, not dangerously so. That world domination thing is just his little joke - he prefers to hire himself out as a mercenary.

H. R. H. Flibbage of Faerie

Teacher's Comments:Robert would be one of our best students if he spent less time on personal projects and more time doing as he is told.

HACK

End-of-year report *MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR CH1-12!*

ROBERT CROWE

Sadly, I had to expel Robert for smuggling weapons to the goblins. He’d already had three warnings. God help the mortal realm…

STUDENT COMMENTS

We'll meet again, Pirncess...