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Keti Jones: Permanent Record
Full Name:Keti Jones.
Other kids cry when they don’t get Barbies – I didn’t even get a frikkin’
middle name.
Age:
17.
D. O. B:28th
July.
Species:*deep breath* One-quarter nymph, one-quarter werewolf,
half-human. Hooray for the big multidimensional melting pot…
Place of Birth:The Mortal Realm.
Oxford
,
if you want to be specific. Blackbird Leys, just after Mum had stolen back our
hubcaps, if you want to be really specific.
Next of Kin (to be contacted in case of accident):
You’re not
doing much to reassure me, you know that? Yakky Jones.
School:
Kung Shoe. God
help us all.
Reasons for Joining:Because my fake Aunty made me? I don’t have any reasons of my
own. Aunty Flib decided I was a pathetic excuse for a damsel in distress, and
Mum agreed, so they brought me here. It seems OK so far, and hell, I’m not
missing suburbia.
FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY:
Psychological Profile:Keti seems to have inherited her father’s easygoing nature and
occasional cluelessness, and her mother’s innate intelligence. Luckily, there
are no signs as yet of the psychotic episodes that go with it.
She gets on with most
of the other students, and is settling in fairly well at the dojo.
Personally, I think
that any child of Beansprout and Yakky’s is doing well if they make it through
puberty without needing therapy. Keti is living proof that small miracles can
happen.
H. R. H. Flibbage of Faerie
Teacher’s Comments:She may have the right build, but, frankly, Keti is not a
natural. Time and perseverance could make her a competent student of Kung Shoe,
but really, darling, I won’t hold my breath.
Prada-Sensei
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