#18 "Go Folk yo' mother!" -By Emily.
[What a marvelous pun, I am amazing, praise me on
story so far
Beansprout and Flibbage are on their way to meet their mothers at Glastonbury
festival, on a detour on their quest to defeat the evil Buffy-the-Space-Pirate
and retrieve the sword of Slayskull. Accompanied by their new friend J
(who is nothing like Will Smith) and Yakky's ghost in the from of an agent
called K [lets call him Kyakky cos' its easier.]
who he possessed.
The story continuse [Continuse? Continouse?
What the hell? Oh yeah Continues
that's better, Ahem][illiterate
The story Continues
Upon arriving at Glastonbury the proverbial Scooby gang found Her Royal
Highness Queen Cabbage and Red (Plus two gorgeous skater type blokes)[bwahahahahaha]
and Barry (Who was flirting with anything in a skirt or just
ANYTHING.) trying to escape from conversation with a crazy drunken man
who couldn't remember the punch line of his rubbish joke.
"Morning your Majesty Mumness!" Said Flibbage. "What did
you do with Flynn?"
"He was an ass! Did no one ever think to tell me that I was married
to someone with an ass for a head!??" raged the Faery Queen indignantly.
we thought you knew."
"Excuse me!" Said Beansprout waving her arms around wildly,
"Why didn't anyone tell me my parents had divorced!??"
"Oops! Sorry dahling, did I forget?" slurredthe eternally Dappy
Red, waving a can of cider.
"Anyway, who are your little friends?" Red continued as if nothing
had happened. Before Beansprout could begin a really good rant, Flibbage
"Well this is J, from the Non Gender Specific People In Black, and
his associate K, who was so kind as to let Yakky possess him. We were
just on our way to find Buffy and destroy her, so we thought we'd drop
by and say hello."
"Isn't she polite," whispered Red theatrically to Beansprout,"
You should take a leaf from her book."[bloody
"Hmmpf! Buffy. I never liked her!" grumbled Barry, earning several
bemused looks from the others. Cabbage thought for a short while. Well
actually it was a long while, but lets not split hairs about how sober
the adults were at that time. "You could train here of course, girls.
J and Kyakky already have weapons, but you two could really learn something
short while later the group stood outside a tent with a banner reading
"What is this crap?" said Beansprout.
"Aha!" said Red, "You may think its just pansy circus skills,
but that's how you trick Them! Oho yes
A strangely elf-like man appeared as if from somewhere. "Hi, I'm
Fled, The circus skills guy. Feel free to break the merchandise. Hey Red,
my tent is still over that way
" Red pretended not to hear.
Cabbage squinted at him.
"Don't I know you?" said the Queen suspiciously. Fled shrugged
and wandered off. Cabbage gestured at the circus toys. "Voila!"
she said, as was her style, "Beansprout, you may have this twirly-stick-thing,"
she said handing her a six-foot stripy baton. "And for you my dearest
daughter- Fire Chains."
"Yeah! Twirly-stick-thing!" yelled Sprout.
"Yeah! Swingy-twirly-ball-string -flame-thingies!" said Flib.
next part of the narrative could feature a heroic battle training montage
and music like 'I need a hero!'. With scenes of Flib and Sprout battling
Mannequins, each other, their parents and gradually improving. But a slightly
more truthful version would show them dropping the weapons, getting tied
up in them, and would be interspersed with cries of "Ack! My toe!!!"
and "Eek! My hair is on FIRE!" Sooner or later, who knows, they
might have got better. But unfortunately their practice was rudely interrupted
by the tent being torn to shreds, announcing the arrival of fiendishly
clever, but grossly slow and overweight velocoraptors.
"Ahar!" said the Lardraptors, "we have come to destroy
you all on the orders of Buffy-the-space-pirate!"
"I think not! Space Bitch is no match for us!" Said Barry, then
promptly hid behind the others.
And Sprout twirled the twirly-stick-thing.
And Flibbage swung the Fire Chains.
And Kyakky and J raised their guns.
And Cabbage waved her wand menacingly.
And the velocoraptors prepared to attack.
[Things I forgot to put in this episode
Kyakky getting drunk,
The crazy drunken man's joke,
BCCNFOL jokes, (It stands for British Camping Club National Feast Of Lanterns
- who knew?)
Festival toilet jokes,
(Sorry guys the only people who will ever truly understand this episode
of InubuYAKasha will be me Ally and our pal Tom, And Harry
we doubt Harry can remember much, as it is based on our adventures at
Towersy. I was gonna put in all the extra stuff. But Lu, my sis kept talking
about the Goddamn periodic table of elements.][see,
when I went to Towersey all we ended up doing was playing Uno for two
or three days straight. It sucked][because you're
not a drunken hippy.]