Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale
Episode #13“Interview with a vampire slayer”-By Ally

Grinning like an utter lunatic, which of course he was, the Rabbi clicked his fingers and THE CELESTIAL VACCUUM CLEANER OF GAWD!!! ["BAH GAWD...okay I'll stop] began to whirr in a thousands-upon-thousands-of-angels-singing-ahhhh… fashion.

“Oh no!” screeched Cabbage and Flynn as the anti-gravitational raging winds of doom picked them up and sped them away.

Ack!” said Yakky temporarily dissolving into a cloud of ectoplasm and following them.

“Puck!” “MEEP!” “…“ said Flibbage, Bica and Sprout respectively as they too were sucked into the mysterious depths of the CELESTIAL VACCUUM CLEANER OF GAWD!!!

They landed, not in soft white pearly clouds, but in soft white pearly snow, which was coincidentally very cold.

“Oh where the hell are we now??” said Yakky.

“Where the hell are we now??” said Flynn, having not heard Yakky for obvious reasons.

Ooo! Don’t actually know!!” Cabbage replied. “Sprout, seeing as you’re the one with the destiny, how about you do some thinking for a change?”

“That won’t be necessary,” said a silky smooth, evil voice, as an expensive shoe crunched in the shoe. Everyone looked up and saw the shortest person present at the funeral.

“OH MY GAWD!!! BUFFY IS… GOD!!!” [BUFFY SWERVE~! I should really start counting these...] Flib yelled in disbelief, as a brief temporal fluctuation occurred. Everyone but Sprout looked suitably surprised. (Sprout remained looking psychotic.)

“Does that mean I’m Jesus?” Yakky mused, but no one who could hear him was listening.

“Fools,” muttered Cabbage under her breath whilst simmering with rage, “She isn’t God, I went to school with her.”

“MOTHER DON’T YOU DARE SIMMER WITH RAGE! THIS IS NOT THE TIME!”

“Sorry sweetheart, but there’s something about people who kidnap the holy gimmicks which really pisses me off! AND I’LL SIMMER WITH RAGE WHEN I LIKE THANK YOU!”

“And so what?” Buffy snapped pacing up and down. ”Yes! I mugged Gabriel and stole the vacuum cleaner. Yes! I used it to bring you here so I could kill you! And do you know what? I’d do it again, so help me! Only better! I’d take his wallet too! Oho yes.”

Yakky glanced at Sprout who was glazedly rummaging in her backpack.

“But,” Said Flynn slowly “if Angel Gab’ is keeper of the vacuum cleaner, then …. Who is the Rabbi?

Ahaha!” said the Rabbi, pulling off his Kippah and fluffing up his beard. “The one who walks among you is none other than- RASPUTIN!”

“Ra-Ra-Rasputin? Aiee!” Screeched Flibbage.

“Stupid people making their stupid speeches full of stupid Clichés!” muttered Bica.

Suddenly Beansprout jumped up brandishing her battered pretty-useless-machine-gun-of-peace and screaming “YOU KILLED MY PARENTS AND MY FRIENDS YOU SICK BITCH!!!”

“Hah, and I’d do it again-“ Buffy had begun when Rasputin leapt in front of her.

“If you’re going to shoot her, you’ll have to go through me!”

“Oh no! thought Cabbage, that machine gun might just work in a narrative situation like this… ”

“Suits me-” growled Sprout as she squeezed the trigger.

“You wouldn’t dare,” Rasputin answered back, “Because… I AM YOUR FATHER!!!” [......] [actually, I would complain if I hadn't once done the same thing myself]

AND HOW THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN?

WHO WILL MAKE A TACKY SPEECH NEXT?

WHO WILL TALK SPROUT OUT OF IT?

(HOPEFULLY NO ONE)

FIND OUT SOON IN…

INUBUYAKASHA!

Episode#1 "The Tale Begins."
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"
Volume 3: Space Opera
Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
Volume 6: Killing Time
Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
Volume 7: Intertextuality
pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
Volume 8: Loose Ends
Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
Extras
Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."