Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale
Episode#19 "The Platetrix" By Ally

"Har!" said the lead Lardraptor, "You think your puny freak show can match the likes of us?"
"No, I'm here for my health." Beansprout quipped as she knocked him out with the stick. The other Lardraptors, who weren't quite so eloquent, snarled as they leapt wobbily into action.
[What followed can only really be represented pictorially, because I can't be arsed to write. Actually yes I can because I can be less arsed to draw. *Cue: Dramatic music*HEY LETS MAKE IT A BALLAD![

One two, one two,
And through and through,
Sprout's twirly stick went whack whack whack.
Flib's Fire Chains span.
The Raptors ran,
J shot some in the back.
[Kyakky also shot quite a few and Cabbage turned the remainder into expensive soap][...well...that was unnecessary...][duh... we can't leave witnesses]

"Yay!" said Flib, and then began to beat out the small fire in her hair. The one and only surviving Lardraptor burbled as it came round. Beansprout poked it viciously with the stick.
"Oy! Tell us where Buffy your evil mistress is, or I will be forced to continue poking you with this stick in an annoying manner!"
The Lardraptor grinned hopefully, "I tend to remember things when placed near large piles of money…" It replied.
"Three words. Posh. Soap. You."
"She's in a galaxy far far away, on an abandoned space station, and to reach it you must face a series of dire space perils such as-"
"Never mind the perils." Said Sprout tapping it on the head, "Because you can lead the way."
"Only if there's food. Lots of food."
"Whatever. Now move it, fatass!"
J looked thoughtful. "Hmm, we could get a shuttle from the training center…"
"We can do that?"
"Technically no. The People in big leather chairs didn't want you to actually fight Buffy. They just wanted to study you then wipe your memory."[when you look at it objectively, J really is fucking useless as a NGSPIB isn't he?]
"Bastards!!!" Beansprout yelled indignantly. "Now I'm definitely going to kick her ass. Then their asses!"

"Okay Darling have fun in space!" Said Red dappily.
"See you soon!" Added Cabbage, "But I don't want to see any aliens bursting out of stomachs, people turning into fetuses, or writing that vanishes away towards the horizon. Cos SPACE DOESN'T HAVE A HORIZON GODDAMIT!!!"
Barry had left quite a while ago, to set up a video camera in the women's shower block.
"What was that about?" Sprout asked Flibbage as they left.
"Generic conventions. Only Faeries understand them." [YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!! WOOOHOOO!!! Didn't write it, owing to media virginity, but I love it.][I wrote that, because that's what I thought she'd say in the situation. ][The term 'media virginity' sounds worryingly like the sort of expression Evangelists would make up.]
"Gen- what?"
"You're not a faery."
So the intrepid Adventurers clanked out of Glastonbury in their Oversized Titanium Chicken, but somehow ended up on Mars.
[And I would continue, but I ran out of Study Period, so… ]

WHAT MONSTERS AND DANGERS WILL THEY FACE?
WILL THERE BE SOMEKIND OF TWISTED LOVE TRIANGLE INVOLVED?
WILL I MISS THE BUS COS' I SPENT SO LONG WRITING THIS?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON INUBUYAKASHA!

Episode#1 "The Tale Begins."
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"
Volume 3: Space Opera
Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
Volume 6: Killing Time
Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
Volume 7: Intertextuality
pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
Volume 8: Loose Ends
Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
Extras
Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."