Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale
Episode #21 "Deepwater Yak" By Ally

The roof falling in was as a result of not only shoddy Martian construction work, but also the rumblings of a colossally huge spaceship landing nearby.
"What the folk is that!?" Beansprout shouted over the wind of the ship's propulsion jets, as she pulled herself from the wreckage.
"Well I would say it was a colossally huge spaceship," said Kyakky sarcastically (being still a little huffy).
"Shut UP!"
A hatch opened in the side and a man wearing a helmet climbed out.
"Hi everyone. I'm looking for Pizza Hut. Have I got the right address?"
"Well there was…" grumbled Flibbage crossly.
"Who are you?" asked J.
The man looked at the four of them, then hesitantly said "It's- Bob, Yeah… Bob."
"Yeah right!" Said Sprout and flung the stick at him. Everyone cursed profanely as it sailed straight through him with apparently no effect.
"Dammit!" said Helmet man. "Oh well, you'd have worked it out in the end anyway. I'm the Holographic Projection of the A.I on board the ship Deepwater YAK. It's a automated time traveling gene ark from the far future taking genetic material and cryogenically frozen clones to re-colonize the planet Smurf (which is a cheap rate version of Earth). ['Smurf'? Could you really not think of a better name?] I just popped through a wormhole nearby to download a recipe for HoloPizza because I'm bloody starving."
"Heyda hooda wha'?" said Beansprout, "Why do people keep spouting torrents of incomprehensible rubbish at me today?!"
"Hey, I bet you know where Buffy-the-space-pirate's abandoned space station lair is. Fancy giving us a lift?" Said Flibbage
"Umm, well- that's not- I mean- probably not a good-"stammered Helmet Man.
Great. See you on board." Said Flibbage walking straight through him onto the ship.
* * * * *

ON THE SPACESHIP…
"There's loads of food, so uh, knock yourselves out." Said Helmet Man. "The Cryogenically frozen kids shouldn't wake up for years yet. Besides you lot don't look like you eat much."
"Thanks. Do you actually have a name? Or shall we just keep calling you 'Helmet guy'?" asked Beansprout.
"Well not really. My friends, if I had friends that is-, uh, call me YAK, like the ship." said Helmet guy and took off his helmet.
"Holy Shit!" screamed Kyakky, Sprout and Flib in unison.
"What?" said J.
"What?" said the hologram with Yakky's face..[alright, this one deserves it: 'SWERVE~!']
* * * * *

"Well, in the year 2132 some freelance nerds picked up some DNA from a load of early 21st century graves and fed them into the computer. They used three of them to make the clone crew of this ship, and used the fourth to make Deepwater YAK's A.I. Bingo. Me." YAK(ky) explained as Flibbage, Sprout and Kyakky drank soup to recover from the nasty shock. "So?"
"It's my damn DNA!" Said Kyakky indignantly.
"Can't be, you're old and chubby. This guy, he died at about the age of twenty."
"I died when I was twenty! I just happen to be possessing an old chubby man!"
"Well that explains why two young girls are hanging out with you."
"Euw!" said Flibbage and Sprout in unison and edged away from Kyakky.
"And me!" said J forlornly, then winced at his own words.
"Even my DNA did more with my life than I did…" mumbled Kyakky into his soup
YAK(ky) looked worriedly at the other three. "Actually there's something that you all should see…"
* * * *

Sprout, Flibbage and J looked at the frozen bodies.
"That's us." Whispered Sprout. [I'm not even going to BEGIN to point out all the temporal paradoxes this little scenario should cause][it's a time ship, it's a temporal paradox WAITING to happen]
"Uh - Yeah." Said YAK(ky).
"And they're the same as us now."
"Yup."
"And if you're the same age as Yakky when he died, and they're our age-"
Suddenly a pleasant yet undeniably evil voice was heard on the intercom. "Welcome to the SlayStation, we know exactly who you are, and are not pleased to see you. Please prepare for docking in ten seconds and immediate death. Hee Hee Hee Ha Ha Ha Ho Ho Ho . Have a nice day." There was a clunk as the docking clamps engaged.[Hmm, does this count as...? Oh hell I'll pass it: BUFFY SWERVE~! Number 3, I might add.]
"Crap." Said Beansprout, beginning to doubt the whole 'Find Buffy and Kick her sorry Ass' plan.


WHERE WOULD BEANSPROUT'S THOUGHTS HAVE LED HER IF INTERRUPTED? [uh, that's painfully obvious isn't it?]
WHAT EVIL PLAN IS BUFFY PLANNING?
HOW THE FOLK WILL OUR HEROES GET OUT OF THIS ONE?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON INUBUYAKASHA!

Episode#1 "The Tale Begins."
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"
Volume 3: Space Opera
Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
Volume 6: Killing Time
Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
Volume 7: Intertextuality
pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
Volume 8: Loose Ends
Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
Extras
Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."