Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale
1.2Episode #22 "Yak Trek" By Emily [sorry ran out of witty titles]

"O-ooh crap." Repeated Sprout as the doors slid back revealing Buffy. Wreathed in space age dry ice, dressed in the most stylish of snakeskin boots and black cat suits and holding the amazingly kick-ass gun from 'The Fifth Element' [Oh every one knows which gun,][the big scary one that does everything that one you want?][- yeah][ See what I did there?] She was indeed a scary sight to behold.
"Ahahahahaha!" Now I can kill you all at once!" She raised her gun.
"But wait" yelled Sprout. "Don't you want to tell us your complicated, but fiendish plan, reveal the whereabouts of the fabled Sword of Slayskull then leave us to a badly guarded and slow death?"
"Nope" said Buffy and raised the gun again. [YES! Rule #7 of the 'How To Be An Effective Evil Overlord' list! Though it would have been better if she'd shot them, and then said no.]
"Wait Mum! Don't shoot! It's me Yakky! Look I possessed a guy!"
"Yakky. How many times did I tell you? Don't. Spoil. My. Moments. Of, Criminal. Mastery." growled Buffy and shot them full of holes.
* * * * *

"Dammit, we're dead. Again." said Flibbage. [How many people get to say that eh?]
"Shit Shit Shit! I HATE your mother Yakky!"
"Hey! She's not so bad… and I was just beginning to have fun too."
"In an old guy's body? Euw."
"Uh… what do you mean 'again'?" said J nervously.
"I'm Free! Uh-oh." Said K.
"Piss off!" Said Flibbage and kicked his ethereal body back towards earth. "Now that's over, we need another plan."
"PLAN?!! WE'RE DEAD!" said J hysterically.
Down below, Buffy was attempting to kill YAK(ky). [Authors note, YAK(ky) reminds me of Tim, lol.][Say what?]
"DIEEEEEE!" she yelled. And opened fire, which of course had no effect.
"Ha." said YAK(ky) glumly. "I'm a hologram." [He should be more entertained by his taunting of other people's uselessness]
"FINE!" she yelled, "Just get out of my sight!" at which YAK(ky) faded out of sight.
"what shall we do with this big gene ark Ma'am?" asked a henchman.
"Oh I don't care. Set it adrift. I killed them all! AHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!"
"Yes Ma'am" replied the henchman as they returned to the station. He pressed some buttons, and Deepwater YAK was cast away from the docking clamps.
"Its time to change location I think!" said Buffy brightly, "Engage engines." and the SlayStation disappeared off at the speed of light.
"I have a plan." Said Flibbage.
* * * *
YAK(ky) returned to the ship's bridge, and poured himself a holocoffee. He wandered into the central chamber, and looked down at the four corpses, and then at the clones in the cryogenic compartments, wondering if they'd be similar.
"Bitch." He said to himself. "Those kids could have been my friends." And turning away, he let out a small holographic sigh. He then activated the hyper-temporal wormhole jumping device.
* * * *
Twenty years later, star date 15551911/2020…
Five minutes later, shipwise,YAK(ky) was bored. Being a hologram on your own wasn't much fun. This was why he was surprised to hear a small bleepy noise coming from the central chamber. Walking in, he saw the small bleepy noise was accompanied by a small flashy digital screen, reading; *RE-ANIMATION IN PROGRESS*,
"Oh." Said YAK(ky) confusedly, and was just about to go and investigate why this was happening several millennia ahead of schedule when the pods viciously exploded.
"Nice one!" said Beansprout, "It worked." She flexed a cloned hand experimentally. "Feels just like me."
"Mmmmm Re-animated corpse fresh!" said Flibbage shaking her gossamer wings.
"I'm alive!" Yelled J and ran around flapping his arms, whereupon he knocked himself out on a bulkhead.
"What have you DONE?!" Said YAK(ky) in a dismayed voice.
"Possessed our own clones." Said Flibbage, "It's just like being alive, except slightly disjointed." [They recover from that later?] [Maybe it's like sea-sickness? ][I imagine it's nothing some antacids can't solve]
"But those are my crew!!"
"They're made with our DNA, I think we get first call on them." interrupted Sprout. "And while we're here, we need a favor.Another clone."
"Well I suppose I could. What DNA are you using?"
"Yours."
"YAK(ky)," asked Flib innocently, "Does this ship have weapons?"
"Uh- well yeah. But they're for defense purposes! I know what you're planning! You can't use my ship as a war vessel! Its on a- a- rescue mission!"
"Well we are its crew, with innate knowledge of how it works. And frankly, we don't give a damn about planet Smurf. We've got our own scores to settle."

Well a round of applause for the clever girl who tied up all the loose ends, killed the cast, brought them back, armed them, and really made them mad. Not bad for an hours work. Oh and I got rid of K. Yay me!

Episode#1 "The Tale Begins."
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"
Volume 3: Space Opera
Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
Volume 6: Killing Time
Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
Volume 7: Intertextuality
pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
Volume 8: Loose Ends
Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
Extras
Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."