Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale
Episode #33"Meet your Yak" By Alice.

J was extremely confused. This was not because of someone lying evilly and using him as a tool of the evil lies, but more to do with the fact that a huge valkyrie-style woman had just appeared in the cell.
"Well?" she boomed.
"Um… who are you?"
"Thou didst invoke me, yet know me not?"
"Um… no."
"Well," the woman inhaled sharply and drew herself up to her full seven feet, she then began in a thunderous voice "COWER BRIEF MORTAL, FOR I AM YNRI, GODDESS OF YAKS, SHEDS, WEREWOLVES, VIOLENT GIRLS WITH MAGICAL WEAPONRY, CHEESE, THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY AND EX-GOVERNMENT AGENTS TRAPPED IN CELLS WITH NOISY AND CHEERFUL LITTLE FAERIES!!!"
"Why should I diiiiieeeeee? La la la la la-la, la la la-la laaaaa…"
"SILENCE!!!" Ynri shrieked in a voice that would shame Dr. Andrews,[maths teacher, scary voice...]and Flib was unceremoniously turned into a triangle of dairylea cheese.
"ah, that's better," said J, "Can you do anything about the cell?"
"NO, FOOLISH MALE, FOR I AM NOT THE GODDESS OF LOCKED CELLS IN TOP-SECRET HQ'S SOMEWHERE IN NEPAL!!!"
J waited for his ears to stop ringing, and then sat down suddenly as the unfamiliar feeling of a plan struck him.
"Hang on… what else did you say you were the goddess of? Quietly please."
* * *
On Deepwater YAK the awkward silence had lasted the record time of half an hour.
"Yakky?" asked Beansprout bravely.
"Yeah?" he replied.
"Do you really fancy…" she began, and then chickened out, "…um J?"
"No!!!"
"Oh. good."
"Why? Do you fancy him?"
"No!!!"
"Does Flibbage?"
"I don't think so… why? Do you fancy her?"
"No!!!"
"Oh. Okay then."
The silence threatened to return until, due to the fact that they had forgotten someone needed to steer the spaceship, it crashed into the side of a particularly large mountain. Due to forces of momentum Yakky and Beansprout were thrown backwards and landed in a heap on the far side of the bridge.
"Dammit, not again!" said YAK(ky) appearing on the bridge, but was interrupted by a blinding flash of celestial light.
"Are we interrupting anything?" asked J sardonically.
"DAAAH!!!" Yelled Beansprout and Yakky simultaneously leaping away from each other in an amazingly flea-like manner. [They don't do this any more…I kinda miss that]
"WHERE THE FOLK ARE WE NOW!?!" screamed the disorientated Beansprout as she looked around the small cell crammed full of Yaks, Tories and Edam.
"Well the goddess Ynri was helping me to escape by invoking various things she's the goddess of, but none of them were very useful. Then I remembered you guys, and I didn't think you'd be that busy, but obviously-"
"Shut up J!!!"
"SILENCE MORTAL!!!"
"MOOOOO!"
"VOTE CONSERVATIVE!" [If I could remember anything Ian Duncan-Smith has said, ever, I'd ask if we could put it in there, but all I remember about him is he's Mindy's dad's boss and he reminds me of someone but I can never remember who].
*Silence from the cheese* [why? we need more representation from the objective minorities!]
And amid the noise of the assorted people in the cell no-one noticed that Oz (for was not Ynri a goddess of werewolves?) had managed to pick the lock until he coughed politely and told them.

WILL FLIB BE RETURNED TO A NON-DAIRY STATE?
WILL THEY ESCAPE THE NGSPIB SECRET HQ?
WILL THEY EVER HAVE NORMAL LIVES?
IT'S NOT REALLY LIKELY, IS IT…
YOU'D BE BORED IF THEY DID, YOU KNOW YOU WOULD…
INUBUYAKASHA- HELL YEAH!

Episode#1 "The Tale Begins."
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"
Volume 3: Space Opera
Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
Volume 6: Killing Time
Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
Volume 7: Intertextuality
pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
Volume 8: Loose Ends
Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
Extras
Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."