Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale

I wrote this after I got dumped. Here is vengeful, drunken InubuYAKasha…
Episode #34 "The laughing Yak." By Emily, destroyer of men.

Cabbage, Flori (her court witch), Flil (The crystallized stem ginger and punk rock Faery), Phat (The Xmas tree Faery, Guardian of Hip Hop and court interpreter) and Florz(The chief flower Faery and court psycho nutcase) were drunk. So was Red. The Baileayves was all gone, as was the Flodka and the Flarchers.
"MEN SUCK!"
"YEAAAAAAH! WHOOOO!"
"BURN THEM ALL!"
Cabbage decided, that what she wanted to do right now, was tell her oldest daughter how awful men were. So she wrought an intricate and powerful summoning spell;
"I wouldsht like to shpeak to Flibbagsh,
Plumpty tumpty dumpty Plibbage…"

"ooo Cabbish, I din' know Flibbidge wash a pieesh of cheesh…"
The piece of cheese wobbled, for the entire world it looked as though it was trying to sing the opening bars of 'Cats'. "Thish," burbled Red, "Is quite probably Beansprout's fault."
"Beansprout hmm?"
Another garbled spell left Beansprout confusedly standing on the floor.
"Mother! Are you drunk?!" she cried, outraged. Red waved her hand dismissively and ate some chocolate liqueurs.
"Beanshprout Jonesh! Why ish my daughter a cheese?" Slurred Cabbage
"Interesting question. Ask J."
*. Slurred spell Flash pop.*
"That's Yakky."
"Ish it?"
"Yeah, you can tell by the ears."
"Hey! I mean Feh, I don't look like J!"
*Yet another spell*
"That's him, note the absence of ears."
"I have ears! Hey, where are we…?" Said J.
"WHY is Flibbage a cheese? I am losing my patience!" said the Queen beginning to sober up.
"Ynri did it! I didn't ohno." Said J shaking his head furiously and wondering how dangerous drunk faeries were.
"YNRI!? A-HAH! Someone invoke Ynri!"
"Me, me!"! Said Flil enthusiastically;

"Oh great and smelly Ynri,
She who is perfumed of Yak.
Goddess of Yaks, Sheds Werewolves, Violent Girls with Magic Swords, Cheese, The Conservative Party and Ex-Government Agents Trapped in Cells with Noisy and Cheerful Little Faeries, We Invoke thee!"

"That didn't rhyme, you geek." Added Flori, but Ynri appeared anyway.
"What now?" She said, tapping her foot testily.
"My daughter is cheese because of you! I demand you turn her back!"
"You Mortal, dare to command me-?"
"I'm not a mortal, and I'll put you in a marble if you don't do it!"
"EEP!" said Ynri, who was afraid of marbles. [Heehee threaten her with the Shikon No Tama] Flil, Flori and Florz burst into fits of giggles. Ynri hurriedly turned Flibbage back to normal.
"I can smile on the old days… I was beauuuutiful then- Yay!" said Flibbage and banished Ynri crossly with her wand, being this time prepared for her godly antics.
"That dealt with, perhaps we should be keeping this Thing, whatever it is, away from the NGSPIB."
"Why did you summon us, anyway?" Flibbage asked her mother.
"I can't remember. Have some beer, sweetie!"
"But we hadn't even finished looking for the NGSPIB HQ! J and I have no idea where they took us, and Beansprout and Yakky were transported there by Ynri, so we still aren't anyway near to finding its true location!"
"GAH!!! Folk it!" Yelled Spout, realising that indeed they didn't.
TO BE CONTINUED…

Episode#1 "The Tale Begins."
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"
Volume 3: Space Opera
Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
Volume 6: Killing Time
Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
Volume 7: Intertextuality
pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
Volume 8: Loose Ends
Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
Extras
Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."