Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale

Episode #35 "Lord of the Thing(s)" By Ally.

The next day, when everyone was a little more sober, Beansprout, Flibbage J and Yakky met with Cabbage and Red to think of a plan of action with which to crush the evil NGSPIB.
"How are we supposed to know what the damn Thing is?" Beansprout asked, as Flibbage arranged her hair in a mirror, "and without knowing, how are we supposed to keep it away from the NGSPIB anyway?" [Ooh! Precognitive link to Minority Report!"How can you avoid a man you've never met, Tom Cruise?" (And then he gets snogged by a scary old woman, heh heh heh)]
"Feh! NGSPIB agents- scummy scum," muttered Yakky
"Y-hey!"
"Hmm," mused Cabbage as Red hummed a tune obliviously, "I suppose you could go and see Floweron, he is Lord of the Thing, although I'm not sure if it's the same Thing."
"Where can we find this Floweron?" asked our heroine.
"He lives on the ground betwixt upper and lower levels of ground, you can get there through a portal." [She means middle earth. I didn't get it until she explained]
"Can I come?" asked Red.
"Do you even know where we're going mum?"
"Yeah, Pizza Hut!"
"Mum…" Beansprout began despairingly.
"She's not that far off actually," said Cabbage and waved her wand in the air as she began the spell;

For a Pizza service that's heinously ming,
Take us to Floweron, Lord of the Thing!

*Shazam!* and they appeared outside of a hole in the side of a hill. A jaunty sign read 'Floweron's Pizza Service! Just dial 'M' for Mordor!'
"Hah!" said Red, "I was right! Ha ha ha screw you guys!"
They went inside, and were faced with the sexiest elf in any of the realms, leaning boredly across the counter and singing rock songs in elvish. [Or, as Cabbage will say "WELSH!!! IT'S WELSH, DAMMIT!!!"]
"Hi," said the Elf, "Can I take your order?"
"No," said Red, "we need to speak to-"
"-I'd love some pizza!" Cabbage said, and took a seat on the other side of the counter. "...Get lost guys."
"Tch! Come on children," muttered Red, only cross that she hadn't walked in first, and climbed over the counter, whilst Cabbage gazed at the Elf. A violin solo had begun to play in the background, although no one was sure where the violinist had appeared from.
Our heroines, the blokes and Red wandered into the kitchen where an elf called Fleeter was washing up and another called Flom was scraping the grease from inside an oven.
"Hey guys," said Flibbage, "Anyone seen Floweron around here?"
"You could always ask my pal Heath Ledger, he's the guy drying dishes," said Fleeter.
"Okay, I can handle that!" said Red sidling over to the incredibly gorgeous Aussie, "Hi Heath, you know where Floweron is?"
"Oh him? He went to Tesco to buy industrial sized cheese."
"Piss off to Tesco kids," growled Red, and went back to leaning against the cabinets in her usual drunken ho' manner.
"Goddammit, our mothers are so unhelpful!" yelled Beansprout and dragging the others along with her, stalked out of the building.
WILL THEY FIND FLOWERON?
WILL HE BE THE LORD OF THE RIGHT THING?
WILL THEY FIND OUT WHAT THE THING IS?
ALL THESE ANSWERS AND MORE ANSWERS THAT YOU NEVER NEEDED, NEXT TIME ON INUBUYAKASHA!

Episode#1 "The Tale Begins."
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"
Volume 3: Space Opera
Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
Volume 6: Killing Time
Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
Volume 7: Intertextuality
pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
Volume 8: Loose Ends
Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
Extras
Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."