Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale

[wow, we really talked a lot last episode, sorry 'bout that.]

Episode #37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yak's- oh my!" or
"A voyage around Yakky" -By Ally

We will now delve briefly into the psyche of everyone's favourite semi-werewolf being and teen bloke-type Yakky.
"Oh no," thought Yakky inspecting his arm, "my arm is all tingly and I have a strange urge never to wash it again. Being not half as stupid as they all think, I've got a pretty good idea of what that means… Dammit! Now Sprout is in my brain! Must- stop- thinking- Beansprout, Beansprout, Beansprout, Dammit and double dammit! This is very weird- hey what the folk's going on with that sword? Oh My God BEANSPROUT!!!" Yakky leapt forwards in an attempt to knock the sword from her hands, but as always, it was too late. [Unless of course it's comic to have him leaping at her or falling on her or otherwise making contact which he asserts is unwanted] [You really read way too much into this…]Beansprout was enveloped in a bright blue sphere which Yakky bounced off of with an electrical shock and landed several feet away.
"DAH!" Yakky shouted as he stood up and ran at the barrier again, with similar results. "Beansprout!!!"
"Isn't it cute?" whispered Flibbage to J, who smirked.
"Shut up! I DON'T fancy Beansprout, I'm just concerned for her safety!"
"Nobody said you did," pointed out J, "except possibly- you."
"Shut up! TASTE MY CLAWS EVIL BARRIER!!!"
"I don't think it looks very evil." J ventured.
"RAAAAA!!!"
Flibbage started to hum the overture from the lion king, [could she say 'Pan out pan out pan out CUT TO GRAPHIC!!!' at some point?][No, I used that line in series 6.]
"It's not evil is it?" J asked
"Nah,"
"Do you think we should tell Yakky to stop?"
"Nah, it's too amusing."
"Cool.
* * *
Meanwhile Beansprout's mind had been transported to a strange tellytubby-esque fantasy land with cheerful flowers and happy bluebirds.
"What the Folk?" said she, as she was accustomed.
"Greetings Beansprout," said an otherworldly voice. Beansprout turned to see a tall and unusually attractive young man, except he had antlers.
"Who the Folk are you?" she demanded crossly.
"I am Mervyn, spirit of the Thing for the Opening of Blah etc."
"And I'm here because…?"
"Because you're holding it, and only you can access its vast magical potential. Geez, didn't you realise the Sword was the Thing? I thought you were supposed to be intelligent."
"I have a lot on my mind!"
"What? Oh, that werewolf boy you fancy?"
"Wh-NO!!"
"Yeah, yeah," said Mervyn dismissively, "anyway. I thought I'd impart some indispensable advice unto you to aid in thy quest, um… hark?"
"What?"
"Look both ways before crossing the road, never mix your drinks, never eat anything you can't remember buying and always wear matching underwear, because what would people think if you got hit by a bus?"
"How's that supposed to help me?"
"Trust me, it will," said Mervyn sagely as the scene began to fade. "Oh, and one other thing-" he began as the image disappeared. [Hey! We can return to that and have him giving her the important advice!][ No shut up! His whole point in life is that he's utterly useless as the foolish fools will find out in series 7, stop ruining it!]
"RARGH!" Yakky yelled and tried to stop in mid-leap, which only resulted in him landing on her. [Told you! Comic!] There was an awkward moment, broken only when Flibbage descended into a giggling fit.
"AAAA!!!" Beansprout shrieked. Yakky also said "AAAA!!!" in a more masculine way, and they scrambled about as far away from each other as was possible.
"Well," said J, "if you two are quite finished-"
"SHUT UP!!!"
"-would you mind telling us what just happened?"
Beansprout shivered. "Let's find somewhere warm first. I'm cold."
"Pffff there's a ha ha ha ha a Pïzzä Høt hee hee hee nearby ha ha ha ha…"
"Good then, lets go," Beansprout said walking away very quickly with Flibbage, hissing "Shut up, shut up!!!"
"Okay?" J asked Yakky, who was very red.
"Fine, fine. Let's go." [that's the nicest thing they've said to each other in EPISODES]
And so our intrepid and hormonal quartet went off in search of Pïzzä Høt.

Episode#1 "The Tale Begins."
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"
Volume 3: Space Opera
Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
Volume 6: Killing Time
Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
Volume 7: Intertextuality
pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
Volume 8: Loose Ends
Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
Extras
Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."