Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale

Episode #39 "The Happy, Happy, la, la, la, la, yay edition!"
Or "The return of the children of the parents of Red, Barry, Cabbage, The Elf and Oddball." By Alice.

[Preceding this episode were sketches of Flibbage playing the ukulele, J dancing with a cane and top hat, Yakky and Beansprout singing, Cabbage and the Elf discussing manga over mugs of posh hot chocolate and Red and Barry 'going to look for their shoes', I stress, this girl got infected with cheesiness][Oi! I forgot the bloody anniversary, I preceeded the first kiss with 'Let's get it over with, then', and I lured him up hills…and I'm going to stop there…][ when going out with boys…][How is it cheesy when it's taking the piss out of cheesy? ][Oh you were not taking the piss…]

As the awkward silence got longer and longer, Beansprout and Yakky were thinking along the same lines;
Yakky; We've been sitting here rather a long time, what am I gonna say? Where are those two? Unless they've run off somewhere together- euw! No wait- maybe they've left US here together on purpose… argh! [Told you he was dumb ][at what point did I disagree?]
Beansprout; Curse you Flibbage, you conniving elf, this is really embarrassing! I don't fancy Yakky! I DON'T! This is so unfair…
Luckily there was a handy diversion from the silence as the door flew open and a group of people who were old enough to know better walked in laughing raucously and discussing Big Brother.
"And I reckon, they'll kill Jade, then eat her as part of the next task-" Red said before she noticed Beansprout frantically trying to hide under the table. "Hi honey! Look, I have a new boyfriend!" she pointed at the guy she was draped over. [I would like to add a footnote or an aside stating that Red was very ill at the time][ Hehehe Red loves Barry! Red loves Barry!]
"Mum," said Beansprout wrinkling her nose, "That's my dad, I've already met him."
"Yeesh, there's the rest of them," said Cabbage as J and Flibbage wandered back over, Flibbage making 'Oh God, not our embarrassing parents in the real world!' expressions at Beansprout, "I dunno, walk into a random Pïzzä Høt and you find your children cramping your style. Eurgh, I can feel my allergies kicking in already."
"Mum, why is that Pizza Elf still hanging around?" Flibbage asked her mother distastefully.
"Well he seems to have fallen in love with me, which is frankly an easy thing to do, so I'm letting him hang around. He's really quite clever."
"So why aren't you guys in the faerie realm, seeing as I know how you hate the real world…"
"Well I thought it was worth braving hayfever and sunburn to go and pick strawberries and- DO YOU MIND? OH FOR GOD'S SAKE GET A ROOM!" She yelled at Red and Barry [Red was in fact so ill she was close to death] before continuing," As I was saying, and we all like pizza so we thought we'd find somewhere where you lot weren't, but then you were so our plan backfired."
"Hi Fred," said the last member of the party to Yakky, in Nepalese.
"Hi Oddball," he answered.
"Are you eating your head?"
"No, that's pepperoni."
"Actually, it's quite good you're here", said Red, sitting at the table in between Yakky and Beansprout [To get away from Barry, who was exploiting her illness ] "I've been meaning to give you two a talk on the facts of narrative." [Ho ho ho Alice Nuttall, YOU wrote this…]
"MUM!!!"
Red looked over to the two faeries to make sure they weren't listening to tell her to shut up, then started talking in an undertone, "You see, it's quite blatant that you two fancy each other, but I think if you ever get together then your whole lives will become boring and pointless."
"Mum. Go away, you are embarrassing, wrong and confusing…" hissed Beansprout.
Red continued oblivious, "You see all of the humour is based around you secretly liking each other but not being able to admit it, and well if you did get together, lets face it, a happy ending would come along and spoil everything pretty damn quick. Oh, unless one of you dies-"
"What?!!"
"RED!" Cabbage roared, who had been dancing a small random dance for no apparent reason, but had just realized what Beansprout's mother was up to.
"You could sleep with each other I suppose, as long as you both really regretted it and one of you ran away for a while-" Red added before anyone could shut her up.
"RED!!!"
"MUM!!!" [why isn't Yakky embarrassed?][ I'd say he was cowering in silence… or sulking].
"Well it's true!!!" Red screamed as Cabbage got her in a headlock.
"So now what?" J asked.
"Come on lets get out of here. Stupid, skanky parents!" raged Beansprout as she stormed towards the door. The others wisely followed, Yakky sulking, Flibbage thoughtful and J bemused, leaving the five adults throwing olives at each other. Due to their preoccupations, none of them noticed the big pit outside the door until they'd all fallen into it an amusing way.

Episode#1 "The Tale Begins."
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"
Volume 3: Space Opera
Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
Volume 6: Killing Time
Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
Volume 7: Intertextuality
pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
Volume 8: Loose Ends
Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
Extras
Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."