Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale

Episode # 41 "The chips of wrath!" By Alice" [I dunno, chips of wrath/crepes of wrath, all the 'thing' titles…I need to be more original][ Actually stupid ,it was "Planet of the Crepes" you are original, just stupid.]

We find our heroes where we left them, in a pit, rapidly becoming a puddle as it started to rain torrentially.
"Hmm," said J sarcastically I wonder what people will say when they find our bones? Possibly, 'Alas at this stage in evolution, humans could not escape pits, even when escorted by supernatural buddies…" [Wish I'd written that-][ Haha I toyed with your episode]
"Flib, can you airlift us out or something?" Beansprout asked, "Seeing as you have the wings and all."
"I'm not airlifting anyone, do you want me to get a hernia?"
"Can't you do a spell then?" Yakky asked, "My feet are getting damp…"
"Well I suppose I could always send our souls up to the top of the pit, and the universe would say, 'oh no you don't-' and our bodies would have to follow."
"Wouldn't it just move our souls back into our bodies?"
"What kind of crappy reasoning is that? Souls are way harder to move than bodies!"
"Then why don't you move our bodies?"
"You obviously just don't understand, Yakky, so shut up."
"Men," said Beansprout in despair, "no concept of the bizarre and illogical rules of crypto physics. Do the spell-thing Flib."
Flib waved her faery wand;
In this pit we're getting wetter,
So move our souls somewhere slightly better!

There was the usual *Pop!* and assorted faery noise, accompanied by pinkish green smoke which swirled to the top of the pit.
"Yay! It worked!" squeaked Flibbage gleefully.
"You call this better? My feet are still wet." Yakky whinged.
"It's still raining too," moaned J.
"I'M STILL IN THE FOLKING PIT!" Beansprout yelled from somewhere below.
"*Gasp!*," said Flibbage, "That must mean that *gasp!* Sprout has no soul, *gasp!* Ow J, there's no need to hit me! It wasn't my doing!"
"Oh sorry Flib, I thought you were choking on something."
"You should have tried the Heimlich manoeuvre," said Yakky helpfully.
"Are you kidding? She has fragile faery ribs!"
"I'm not fragile you imbecile-!"
"DOES NO-ONE CARE THAT I'M IN THE PIT?!"
"Oh Yakky, for god's sake pull her out of the pit."
Yakky did so. "Where's my goddamn soul?" she complained wiping the mud off her dungarees onto other bits of her dungarees.
"No wonder you haven't got one if you refer to it as 'goddamn'. Let's go back in and ask my mother," and the four of the edged back round the pit and into the restaurant.
* * *
"How the hell am I supposed to know?" Cabbage grumbled at the four teenagers, whilst searching in her handbag for allergy tablets, "I'm the queen of Faerie not bloody… um… who controls souls, elf?"
"God."
"Yeah, that old omnipresent entity? He/She/It never did me any favours…"
"So I have precisely no soul, and no-one can even tell me why?" Beansprout whinged.
"Ask your mother; maybe she made a dark deal with Satan. RED??!" Red wandered over from a corner where she had secluded herself.
"This had better be good, I was writing a finale," she grumbled.
"MOTHER?! Where is my soul? Did you sell it to the antichrist?"
"Nah, I sold it to my little brother Fliain in return for some chips. [NOTE: Alice actually did this.] [Yup, and they were good chips too]
"What?!"
"Well when I was sixteen, I didn't plan on ever having a daughter." Particularly not with Barry…[luckily this will all work out in a few series][ Aha, I see what you did there But you're still just trying to escape the horrible fact that YOU WERE DARRY'S GIRLFRIEND!!!]
"Where can I find this Fliain?" growled our disgruntled protagonist.
"Well he's An elf, and he owns a faery-fast-food café called Fliain's Fryups."
"Where?!"
"Nepal."
"NEPAL?!! WHYYYYYYY???"
"Running gag my dearest."
* * *
In a small immortal café in Nepal, a lanky pixie was marginally surprised when a tall pigtailed girl wearing muddy dungarees with a cute yellow duck on the front chopped viciously through his wall, closely followed by a feral-looking blond boy, a faerie, and an immensely cool guy in a black suit who bore no resemblance at all to Will Smith.
"Oi! My wall!"
"Where's my soul evil pixie?"
"I'm anELF! Well, if it isn't little Beansprout, would you like a steak sandwich?" [Sadly if she'd said yes, she'd have been given cheese and biscuits or beans on toast. Iain tried to cook steak once, he cooked it for half an hour…it wasn't very edible…]
"NO! I WANT MY SOUL!"
Fliain looked guilty. "Ahaha… are you sure?"
"YES!!!"
"Only, I kind of ground it up and made it into seasoning, there's only about a teaspoon left."
"AAAAA!!!" Beansprout screamed and proceeded to level the place with the sword and varying obscenities.
"Heeey!" said Fliain, "Your mother is going to hear about this young lady!" [Really he'd just say "Oi!" ][-That's quite pleasant compared to the list of expletives my sister would yell.]
"What do we do now?" said Yakky, reverting to the line he always used when he hadn't said anything for a while.
"I dunno," J replied using 'sidelined man quote No.2"
"We'll track down everyone who ate my soul and get it back!" raged Beansprout, brandishing her sword.
"But we already have one pointless time consuming quest. Can't we just get you a new one?" whinged Yakky some more.
"Who the hell will give me a new soul?"
"Duh! God."
"Right," said Beansprout, hefting the Thing for Blah [no wonder it's called the Sword of Slayskull, its other name takes too damn long]"I'm going to find God."
WILL BEANSPROUT FIND GOD?
WILL GOD GIVE A DAMN?
WILL THE ELF PROVE USEFUL AT ALL EXCEPT FOR REMINDING CABBAGE OF WORDS SHE HAS FORGOTTEN?
WELL I DON'T KNOW, TCHA, HONESTLY, DOES IT SOUND LIKE I HAVE THE ANSWERS TO YOUR PETTY QUESTIONS, WHY DON'T YOU ASK GOD!

Episode#1 "The Tale Begins."
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"
Volume 3: Space Opera
Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
Volume 6: Killing Time
Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
Volume 7: Intertextuality
pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
Volume 8: Loose Ends
Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
Extras
Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."