Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale

Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."

Volume 2: Til Death do us Part

Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"

Volume 3: Space Opera

Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."

Volume 4: Unconventional

Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."

Volume 5: Happy Endings

Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."

Volume 6: Killing Time

Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."

Volume 7: Intertextuality

pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."

Volume 8: Loose Ends

Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."


Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."

Episode #55 "Some things we hate about clones"
By Ally

[Oh well rip off my classy title why don't you…]

"Money money monaaay, must be funnaaay, in a rich man's world! Doodoodoodoodoo (diddlediddle-nyerr) Doodoodoodoodoo(diddlediddel-nyerrr) It's a rich man's world!-" Cabbage and Red sang for want of anything useful to do, until they were interrupted by the wall falling in.
"Thank you Noisy Cricket," said Flibbage stepping over the rubble.
"Hurry!" said J, "We have to gather the Faeries and storm the castle!"
"No J, we're going to lure the NGSPIB away and attack them." Flibbage reminded him patiently.
"Oh yeah, how?"
"We're carrying away the captives. I.e Cabbage and Red."
"If you can carry me, you're stronger than you look," Red commented.
"Aha," said Flib, "that is why we've enlisted the help of a Troglodyte!"
A huge troll-like thing looked through the hole in the wall and said "Burrr?"
"Shut up."
"Stop scratching yourself and carry us to the Magic Mushroom Plateau." TM Troglodyte obligingly picked them up.
"Magic mushrooms?" Red said with interest.
"Yeah, they sing."
"Oh. Well that's cool too."
* * *
At the Magic Mushroom Plateau all the creatures of Faerie (that hadn't been captured by the NGSPIB) sat around and discussed Flibbage's summons.
"What do you reckon will happen?" Campfy said.
"We'll blatantly kick some NGSPIB ass!" Said Fletty "Euw Flarry! don't point your feet at me!"
"Heheheh, the feet," said Flelen to herself.
"Hah, just wait 'till they face the wrath of my ninja hamsters!" said Fjenny with a chuckle.
Flathryn just rolled her eyes.
Watching out around the edges of the magic circle were Cabbage's personal entourage Flil, Flori, Florz, Phat and Fleckini. They and the other faeries and magical creatures turned their eyes as thundering footsteps were heard and the Troglodyte hove into view.
"Woo hoo! It's my faery God-sister Flibbage!"
"If I'm your faery God-sister, stop staring at my boobs Flarry."
"I'd marry you if we weren't related."
"I'm not related to you, you little perve!"
"Then let's get married!"
Flibbage flicked her wand and Flarry was transformed into a lettuce. "Okay everyone," she said, standing on the Troglodytes head "listen to me!"
* * *
Beansprout and E-Yakky after much walking found the secret door that opened into the corridor outside The Queen's bedroom
"Prepare to meet your doom Dad!" said Beansprout.
"That was pretty shite," E-Yakky said fairly.
"I know, I was going for the whole wit option, but I'm tired and annoyed. Lets see- how about… DIE YOU WANKER!" Beansprout finished with a yell and kicked the door down.
"Oh," she said, walking in. The room was deserted. Putting the sword down on the floor, she began rummaging around in Cabbage's collection of Manga clothing, Ball gowns and charity shop junk accessories. She froze as she heard the tell tale click of a gun having its safety catch taken off.
"Sorry- honey," E-Yakky said pleasantly, and shot her in the back.
* * *
Everyone stared at Flibbage expectantly as she adopted a rallying-the-troops pose and took on the passionate-speech voice. Even the mushrooms were silent.
"Friends, Elves Nymphs, Imps, Pixies, Animals, Plants, Elementals, Countrypersons!" She called out in a ringing tone.
"This'll be good," Campfy whispered to Fliz (who wasn't paying attention and was instead, colouring a piece of stick).
"You're all dead!"
The faeries stared at her in confusion, then hysteria broke out as NGSPIB agents swarmed down from the forest of mushrooms and surrounded them. Two more dragged Red and Cabbage from the Troglodyte and held guns to their heads.
"Flibbage, how could you???" Cabbage screamed. E-Flib and E-J slapped each other a high five as Barry appeared dramatically out of the shadows.
"Yay! Yay! Now I have all the faeries!!!" he cried, jumping up and down.
"Achieving what, you sad little man?" snarled Red.
"Oh wouldn't you like to know?"
"Yes I would actually."
"Well I'm not telling Bwahahahahahahahaha!"
*Pan out, Pan out, Pan out. Cut to Graphic.* [How much do I love saying that?]