Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale
Episode #54 "Smoke and Mirrors"
By-Emily

[Now in my opinion, there should have been a slapping of high fives before everyone set off, so here's my version of events.]
"So that's the plan?" asked Yakky.
"Indeedy." Giggled Flibbage, recovering from her crazed laughter.
"Okay, lets split up," he replied, and everyone put their hands into the circle and yelled 'GO TEAM!'
Oh and also…
"Be careful out there." Said Yakky to Beansprout, and kissed her. (Cue dramatic music)
"Euw…" said Flibbage and J in unison.
[Right, now I've finished tampering with history and stuffing in the cheese]
, back to the cliff hanger.
"Argh!" what the Folk?!" Quoth our slightly perturbed heroine, wondering if it was all done with mirrors, and hastily dodging out of the way in case it wasn't. The sword left a nasty looking swathe of carnage in the floor tiles, so she was convinced.
"I expect you were wondering if all this was done with mirrors," chuckled evil Beansprout as real Beansprout frantically blocked her feints with the sword.
"Eep!" Yelped Beansprout as one passed dangerously close to her neck, slicing off one of her pigtails, "Argh! My hair!"
"I am in fact a clone, just like the one your mind possesses, but with the original GM E.V.I.L genes!"
"Did I ask?? Die clone bitch!" Beansprout yelled launching forward with the sword. E-Sprout, of course easily sidestepped and sliced off the other pigtail in the process.
Beansprout was about to leap into another foolish and futile attack, that might have eventually resulted in her death when the doors opened and the two clones stopped short as;
"Sprout! Flibbage said I'd better follow you, because you might need some help and I was under her feet and… oh crap." Said Yakky.
"She's an evil clone!" Yelled both Beansprouts pointing at each other.
"Argh! One of you is evil? I thought it was just another clone."
"For Folk's sake Yakky! Can't you tell us apart?" growled Beansprout, "She's evil! Just look at her!"
"Oh come on Yakky," said E-Sprout, "That thing doesn't even have the right haircut."
"Oh yeah!" said Yakky suspiciously, "You don't. I think you're the evil one, your hair looks pretty evil."
At this point Beansprout really lost her temper. "YAKKY YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT! CAN'T YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR OWN GIRLFRIEND AND AN EVIL CLONE? YOU ARE SO UNBELIEVABLE! ARGH!"
E-Sprout laughed. "Me and him? A couple? Pfah! Don't make me laugh. As if that'd ever happen. You are such an evil clone."
"Wargh!" said Yakky, realizing his mistake and ran over to hide behind Beansprout, who scowled at him.
"Huh?" said the confused E-Sprout.
"Hah! That's what you get for not researching future events in my life properly… you… stupid… clone! And with that established," she added grabbing Yakky's arm, "RUN AWAAAAAAY!!!"
And so they did, leaving E-Sprout standing in the throne room, saying, "Euw! Euw! Us a couple? Gross! Ptechk! Ptechk!"
* * *
"Waah! My beautifully ironic pigtails are gone!" wailed Beansprout as they wandered into the palace's labyrinth of dark and gothic secret passages.
"Nah, you look lovely." Said Yakky assuming the typical male bravado pose of walking along with his hands behind his head.
"I haven't forgiven you yet. You said I looked evil."
"Maybe I was lying to make you yell at me so that E-Sprout would reveal herself to be a fraud." He said clasping her around the waist in an effort to be endearing.
"You weren't though, were you?"
"No. But it's the thought that counts…"
"Foolish fool."
At this point they came across a locked door.
"Stand back a second. I'm gonna trash this door, because I'm in a bad mood now. That stupid clone bitch." Beansprout said raising the sword. Yakky obediently stepped back. The sword flashed in blue lines through the air and the door was reduced to a small pile of splinters. As the gloom faded back in Yakky stepped forwards from the shadows.
"Come on then, I'm sure we'll end up somewhere useful in the end. We usually do." Said Beansprout grabbing him by the arm again as she strode forward through the doorway.
A little further back; "MMPF!!!" Yelled the real Yakky as someone shoved a gag into his mouth.
"Did you hear something?" said Beansprout lifting the sword.
"Not a thing." Said E-Yakky, putting an arm around her shoulders as they walked further into the dark.
OH NO READERS, WILL OUR HEROINE REALIZE THAT HER BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN REPLACED BY AN EVIL (AND PRESUMABLY BETTER INFORMED) CLONE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE?
WHERE IS FLIBBAGE?
WHERE IS BARRY?
WHAT PART DOES J HAVE IN THE PLANS?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN INUBUYAKASHA!

Episode#1 "The Tale Begins."
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"
Volume 3: Space Opera
Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
Volume 6: Killing Time
Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
Volume 7: Intertextuality
pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
Volume 8: Loose Ends
Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
Extras
Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."