Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale
Episode #56 "I've really got no idea what you did last summer, and frankly it may be the key to my demise"
By Emily.

The thing about dungeon #25 or as Cabbage had named it 'The chasm of DOOOOM' was that it was dark, very dark indeed.
"Mmph!" yelled Yakky, which roughly translates as ; "Rah! Let me out! Keep away from my girlfriend you bastards!" and other such Yakky-esque phrases. After kicking at the door (because his hands were tied behind his back) for a while he sat down on the floor with a muffled "Fehmph."
Suddenly there was a shuffling moaning sound from the opposite side of the cell, similar to that of someone regaining consciousness.
"Nmph?" said Yakky inquisitively.
"Urgh, my head… stupid faery bitch, hit me on the head will she? Gah…" groaned a familiar voice.
"Jmph??" Yakky asked.
"Yakky? Is that you dude?" asked J, lighting a match he had been conveniently carrying around just in case. The conveniently high levels of magic in the area conveniently caused it to metamorphose into a candle shaped like a donkey chewing cabbage leaves. Conveniently.
"Wargh!!" yelped J, dropping it on the floor, where it got up on its own and sat grinning at him with its head on fire. "Weird," he said to himself before taking the gag off Yakky, "By any chance did Flib go crazy and hit you too?"
"They're clones!" Yakky said urgently, "Untie me quickly, we have to rescue Beansprout from my evil twin!"
"Huh?" said J, being a man and therefore slow on the uptake.
"There are clones. Of all four of us. They're evil."
"That would explain Flibbage hitting me. That girl can really punch!"
"Yeah, but we gotta get moving because E-Yakky is with Sprout!"
"Wait! How do I know you're not E-Yakky?"
"The clones don't seem to have any knowledge that precedes our deaths on Deepwater YAK. We got away from E-Sprout because she didn't know me and Sprout were a couple."
"How do I know you're not just saying that because you're a clone?"
"Shut UP J, stop being a twat and UNTIE ME so I can rescue my girlfriend who has NO IDEA how much DANGER SHES IN!!!"
"Okay, you're definitely Yakky." Grumbled J.
"Well you're too stupid to be anyone except the real J."
"With that settled, let's go uphold gender stereotypes and rescue your girlfriend!"
Together they braced themselves, kicked down the door and trounced the two useless henchmen guarding it. The little donkey candle followed them up the corridor, looking around curiously.

* * *
The real Flibbage meanwhile was keeping well out of the way as events unfolded at the Magic Mushroom Plateau. Quietly crouching atop one of the mushrooms she murmured an invisibility spell.

"Sitting atop this Mushroom dreamy,
I'll see all but none will see me."

"This'll be good" muttered Campfy as Flibbage noticed the NGSPIB creeping in. Yoink! She thought to herself and grabbed the triple personality faerie by the collar, dragging her into the spell's diameter.
"Huh?" said Campfy. Then, "But you're- oh no!- Then that's- Argh! The NGSPIB!"
"Shut up!" hissed Flibbage clamping a hand over Campfy's mouth. Those are evil clones, okay? See how the henchmen are rounding up all the faeries?"
"Eep! But why did you rescue me?"
"Well firstly because you were the only person within grabbing distance, and secondly because to outwit an evil villain with control of the narrative I'm gonna need someone who can think evil."
"But I'm ex-evil!"
"Well you're gonna have to try harder then!"
"oh dear…"
* * *
Beansprout closed her eyes and pretended to be dead; to be honest it wasn't difficult. E-Yakky had shot her through the shoulder, missing her heart and lungs[evil or not, i guess he's pretty dumb], but she was bleeding heavily and if something wasn't done about it she wouldn't last long.
"Hah. Thinks she's so tough." Said E-Yakky to himself and kicked her in the ribs. No reaction. He chuckled as he looked at the Sword of Slayskull, "Nothing's good for killing people like a gun." He turned on a heel and stalked out of the room.
"Not the boyfriend, stupid, stupid, stupid." said Beansprout to herself through gritted teeth. Back to the matter at hand; trying not to die. Unfortunately Red's idea of teaching her daughter first aid was 'There's nothing that a glass of Gin can't cure!' There was something you were supposed to do, keep the wound higher than the heart, she thought. Under the circumstances, kind of difficult. As she watched the pool of blood spreading across the floor it suddenly struck her as funny and she began to giggle. Her vision was getting blurry around the edges. This is very bad, she mused, but still she couldn't stop laughing, or crying, she wasn't sure which.
"SPROUT? SPROUT! SHOUT IF YOU CAN HEAR ME!" a worried voice yelled somewhere down the corridor.
"Nuh?" Beansprout groaned, then thought, whoops, that could be a clone…
Yakky and J skidded into the room and nearly tripped over her.
"…if you're clones I'm g'n kick yo' ass… so b'ware…" mumbled Beansprout, waving a finger at them weakly.
"Argh! Sprout! You've been shot!"
"…well duh… honestly Yakky…talk about stoopid…" giggled Beansprout.
"Why is she laughing!? Is that blood? Oh my God, is she dying!?" yelled Yakky, panicking.
"…s'not like it hasn't happened b'fore…ha ha ha…"
"Right." Said J firmly whilst Yakky panicked like a headless chicken. "It's a damn good thing Gov. agents get taught first aid, I'll do something about this wound . You make sure she doesn't lose consciousness."
"HOW!??"
"I don't know, talk to her! You are so crap in a crisis!" J went over to the cupboard and began tearing an expensive shirt into strips whilst Yakky knelt down next to Beansprout.
"Sprout? It's me, Yakky."
""…aha, but is it…?"
"Be serious Sprout, how many fingers am I holding up?"
"…well I'd call them claws…ha ha ha"
"Fine! How many claws?"
"…seven…ty millionth…hundred…twelvety. Hee hee hee!"
"Will you be serious?!"
"…no, too tired… g'dnig-OW!" she squeaked as he pinched her cheek to wake her up.
"Don't go to sleep!"
"…okay okay… hey, you're cute, did I ever tell you that…?"
"Seemingly only if you're about to die."
* * *

"The problem with Barry, is he's always one step ahead. Then there's the matter of the clones…" mused Flibbage to herself as Campfy pulled evil faces at a small looking glass.
"Do I look evil?"
"Don't look evil, think evil!"
"I don't really remember being evil- or useless."
"Well for goodness sake, you've certainly got the second part going for you!"
* * *
"I can't believe you had your own daughter shot!" said O to Barry, who was sitting on his throne feeling triumphant.
"I don't care! I've got all the faeries!"
"And all the other supernatural creatures," said C idly.
"Whatever. The only one missing is that blasted princess, who I'm going to lock in a jam jar FOREVER and some two-bit landscape architect called Campfy."
"Campfy? Name rings a bell Fred, I think she rebuilt my temple in Nepal…" O mused.
"Bwa ha ha! Maybe I'll make her design me a new palace, I hate this cheesy Disney/Gothic Décor."
"Flibbage probably rescued her. That's just her style creeping around with her elf friends and her 'plans'." C added, between typing up lines of a report on the faerie takeover.
"Oh yeah, now I remember Fred! Campfy is Buffy's new alter ego!"
"WHAT!??"
WHAT IS FLIBBAGE'S PLAN THIS TIME?
CAN CAMPFY LEARN TO THINK EVIL AGAIN?
WILL BARRY TRIUMPH?
TO BE CONTINUED…


Episode#1 "The Tale Begins."
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"
Volume 3: Space Opera
Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
Volume 6: Killing Time
Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
Volume 7: Intertextuality
pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
Volume 8: Loose Ends
Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
Extras
Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."