Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale
Episode #59 "Sprout's Masked Replica"
By Ally

Meanwhile, in a tastefully decorated living room in Campfy's Tower of Doom [Just checking to see if they're there… yep, I got that much right…][That doesn't mean you aren't a country Bumpkin].
"So glad you could drop by," Campfy purred, crossing and uncrossing her legs in a manner that made Barry feel quite flustered.
"Um yeah um well you're looking great, I love your dress it's really figure hugging NOT THAT I WAS LOOKING!" Oh God I'm making such an idiot of myself, Barry thought and drank all his wine at once.
"AHA! SUCCESS!!!" MWUHAHAHAHA! Good Lord how much farther was I going to have to go?!" Campfy said, and rearranged her hair.
"Wow, you sound so sexy when you- urk!" Barry croaked and flopped forwards onto the table.
"Strike 1!!!" Campfy crowed and began singing Another One Bites the Dust.
"-shout," Barry said sitting back up.
"-I'm gonna get you- huh?"
The provocatively grinning Barry, suddenly turned into a flamingo.
"A Flamingo? He's supposed to be dead!"[Ah, let us shamelessly rip things off, just like the olden days,]
"How strange, pink freak," Agent O commented as she stepped out from behind the curtains. "Shall I kill him, Fred?"
"Go on then," Campfy huffed, and stalked out.
"Come on pink freak…come on…" O said, beckoning to Barry as she drew a carving knife from somewhere about her person.
"Kwark!" said Barry in distress and ran away as fast as his long pink legs could carry him.
* * * *
"Hah!" Gloated E-Flib, "You're so screwed!" The clones took aim with their huge guns.
"Now what do we do?" whispered J to Beansprout.
"Run Awaaaaay!" squeaked Flibbage and hid behind a fern.
"You are going back in that box dead !" Beansprout hissed.
The clones pulled the triggers and a cascade of flowers covered the non-clones.
"Okaaay," said Yakky
"Hmm," Flibbage said thoughtfully.
"Folk!" said the clones, looking very puzzled.
"Wait here whilst we get better guns," said E-Flib with a fiendish wink and the clones sprinted off.
"What in the name of Folk is going on today?" Beansprout said.
"I think-" Flibbage began as a flamingo ran up to them.
"Sprout! Help me!!!" yelled the flamingo.
"AAA! Demon flamingo!" Shreiked Beansprout, and kicked it.
"Owww! Talk about meeean!"
Everyone stared at the flamingo.
"Dad?" said Beansprout, squinting.
"…no," said the flamingo, looking shifty.
"DIE!" Beansprout yelled and for want of anything more effective, tried to sit on him.
"Aaa!" said Barry, running away behind the fern. "Stop being so horrible! Even Oddball is trying to kill me!"
"I knew it!" said Flibbage, and turning him into a small Brussel sprout, flew up from behind the fern.
"Don't think you're out of trouble, elf!" said Beansprout, swatting at the faery, who flew up out of reach.
"I know what's going on!" she yelled desperately.
"What?" asked J, who deserved some dialogue.
"Well all this weird stuff! The flowers, Barry being a flamingo, Oddball trying to kill him- its all because Barry has control of the narrative, but can't get anything right!"
"Good point, okay I won't kill you just yet," mused Beansprout and struck a dramatic pose, "Let's get our plot back!"
"Well we actually never had it but that's beside the point…"
"But I don't HAVE IT ANYMORE!!!" Barry squeaked.
"Oh shut up." Beansprout said and threw him into a bush.
"He's probably right," Flibbage said.
"Who has got the plot then?" Yakky asked.
"Oh crap," Beansprout said suddenly.
"Folk it! Folk my impulse magicking!"
The two men glanced at each other in confusion.
"For Folk's sake!" Beansprout yelled at her male companions, "It's Buffy, you idiots! Buffy! Buffy has the plot!"

HAVE THEY LOST THE PLOT? (PUN!)
HOW WILL THEY RESCUE THEIR BELOVED NARRATIVE GENTLE READER?
WHAT FIENDISH PLAN IS BUFFY PLANNING ?
WILL EMILY AND ALICE EVER HAVE A POSITIVE COMMENT TO MAKE ABOUT MALE INTELLECT?
WELL YOU'LL FIND OUT NEXT EPISODE WONT YOU… FOOLS.

Episode#1 "The Tale Begins."
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"
Volume 3: Space Opera
Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
Volume 6: Killing Time
Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
Volume 7: Intertextuality
pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
Volume 8: Loose Ends
Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
Extras
Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."