Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale

Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."

Volume 2: Til Death do us Part

Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"

Volume 3: Space Opera

Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."

Volume 4: Unconventional

Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."

Volume 5: Happy Endings

Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."

Volume 6: Killing Time

Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."

Volume 7: Intertextuality

pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."

Volume 8: Loose Ends

Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."


Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."

Episode #67 "The B team" By Alice

Kagome grew more and more unnerved as time went on. The two people on either side of her had each been muttering insanely to themselves since they'd left the mansion full of scary bitch women.
Inu-Yasha had a sane reason to mutter (…well fairly sane) -Red had conducted an efficient communications spell [as described in her 'Fey Skills' textbook- Cabbage had given her the CFC textbooks but, in true Red style she had read the entire Faerie Education syllabus one dull lunchtime and now spent her time whining that she had nothing to read.] and was now directing him to the nearest intertextual link. Unfortunately Kagome didn't know this and so was walking next to an angry armed half-demon who kept up a constant mutter of;
"But what in the seven hells is Houston?"
"Well how was I supposed to know that?"
"As if humans could create something that flies!"
"Inu Yasha!" said Kagome primly sensing the one sided conversation was taking a dirty (and confusing) turn.
On the other side was Beansprout, who she was rapidly coming to think of as Beanderella. She two was holding a sword (although it was broken), was angry, and was muttering;
"Goddamn voices in my head… or from the ceiling… whatever… goddamn asshole voices… frikkin' swords… alas where is my love?... like I care, asshole men…."
"Are you okay?" Kagome asked, with her best 'look at me, I'm helpful and selfless! Feel free to burden me with your problems!' face.
Beanderella was blatantly not okay, but as the depths of her problems were complex and … deep, Kagome's question wasn't entirely stupid.
She felt as if her personality was trying to go in three different directions at once, or as if three different voices were being forced together inside her head and were all trying to make their displeasure at the situation known to the others- loudly. At times she remembered growing up in the castle, being taught to keep quiet and look pretty, at other times she was sure she'd been living on the streets of Chicago for most of her childhood. Behind these louder voices were a scattering of memories, tiny and nagging, about the sword hilt she was holding, a lot of other people and random collections of letters which she was sure meant something important if she could just get the order right. This understandably would give anyone good reason to mutter.
"Obviously not," said Kagome grumpily to herself.
Inu Yasha was becoming irritated. "Shut up Wench! I'm trying to have a conversation with your Mother!"
Beanderella stopped short and turned to glare at him. "Wench?" she intoned murderously.
*Uh-oh* thought Kagome, that's not an innocent, polite question.
"Least you stopped muttering." Inu Yasha snapped and walked ahead of her.
The next few seconds were not pleasant, although they were educational, as Inu Yasha learned that essential lesson; never turn your back on a pissed-off Parker Girl.
* * *
After Cabbage had related the story of how she'd tracked them down and Yakky and J had had Intertextuality explained to them over and over until they knew enough words to pretend they knew what was going on, and they'd eaten lunch, and Flee!-Bee had killed all the ants attracted to the food, the nine people involved in this section of the story sat down to form a plan. This was somewhat difficult as the large size of the group made it a committee and therefore useless.
"Jenenchilada! Take that out of your nose!" Yelled Cabbage.
"Hee hee hee-ow!" said Jenenchilada who was once again, snorting caster sugar.
"I see you," said Flibbage to Heathcliffe, as they sat playing poker.
"Hmmm," said The Twizard [whom we'll henceforth call The Twiz, because it will annoy him] as he surveyed the others with a knowing expression.
"Don't you sit there and not tell us what you're being so bloody knowing about!" Snapped Cabbage , who having found no one to blame the state of her realm on, was getting angry again. Flee!-Bee and Petrobrad were having a Vodka shot contest (as in how much vodka they could drink before Cabbage noticed.).
"I can't believe I was a teen werewolf," Yakky said in disgust.
"Dude… you are a teen werewolf." J replied.
"I am a werewolf who just happens to be a teen, it isn't the same."
"Well I can't believe I was going to marry Beansprout."
There was a horrible silence.
"THAT'S RIGHT, YOU WERE!" Yakky shouted, standing up.
"I didn't want to!" J exclaimed in abject terror.
"Intertextuality guys…" Flibbage said in a small hopeless voice.
"As yes, it happened just as I saw in my coffee grouts," said The Twiz to himself.
"You think I wanted to marry your foul-mouthed, half-crazed girlfriend?!" J snapped as he stood up as well.
"Don't you talk about Beansprout like that if you value your shades!"
"Big words from the GUY IN A DRESS!"
"That is ENOUGH!!!"
Everyone fell silent and turned to look at Flibbage who was about the shade of a red and green apple with rage.
"But he called-" Yakky began in a small voice.
"Yes Flib, sorry Flib." Said Yakky and J and abruptly sat down.
"Sorry J."
"Sorry Yakky."
"Why are you crying?" Jenenchilada asked Cabbage.
"*sob* I'm so proud of my little girl *sob* just like her mother!"
"So what-" began Yakky.
"I'm not finished," Flibbage said acidly as she magicked a scroll covered with small print and a pen out of thin air. "Sign this as a promise that you won't bicker like children any more.
Yakky and J glanced at each other sceptically, but signed the paper.
Flibbage cackled triumphantly, rolled up the scroll and made it vanish. "Excellent! Now if you two ever dare to fight again, you'll both become instantly impotent!"
"*sob- sob* even the slurs on virility! *sob!* so proud!"
"you are twisted!" Yakky exclaimed.
"I agree," J said quickly.
"Excuse me? The plan? I'm sure there was something about a plan at the beginning of the scene…" said Flee!-Bee.
"Hence why nothing ever gets done." Chuckled Flibbage darkly.
"Hmmm," Cabbage thought aloud. "Lets split up according to everyone's skills. Those who can track down Beansprout and restore her memory should do so, and those who can help find information on these 'Big Pricks' should return to Faerie with me. After careful consideration I've decided that the destruction of my realm was probably engineered by them, therefore I'M GOING TO CRUSH THEM!!! AHAHAHAHA!"
"You're going back, but you're the only one with powerful enough magic to restore Beansprout's memory." Said Flee!-Bee.
"Cablim is too ambitious to left on his own for long, so I ought to go back, but because of Flib's wonderful rant I am going to bestow some of the most powerful Faerie magic on her.
Flib went bright pink (and green) and very tearful, and then was surrounded with an aura of silver light as Cabbage gave her said power.
"So that's Flib, Yakky and J so far for Beansprout retrieval," Cabbage mused. "I'll just ask Red to find Beansprout's location, and we can work out who else you need."
Cabbage spoke to words of the communications place skill spell;
"By the spirits of voice and paper, I wish to:
" Communicate successfully with others
" carry this out using a particular medium and style
So mote it be!"

There was a small pause. "Oh hi Red. We need to to know where Beansprout is, came you get Flor to scry for her? What!? Dear God, what did you do?!"
* * *
In Faerie...
"I told you, I drank the last of your bay-leaves but it was only a little bit," Red slurred. An' I sent Inuyush-... inyuh... him, to find Sprout, and he did... I know that's ASS* [*Absoltely Stunning Spellcasting]Level magic, but it worked, didn't it? Oh, that's him now, I'll send him to you with the intertextual travel fey skill I just read about... but I can do it, Cab' lissen...
Spirits of the transportation of facts from text to text, I command thee:
" Transfer textual matter Demon/Inu-Yasha.being and human/Kagome.being a to the current location of Faerie/Queen/Cabbage.being
so mote it be!

Red sat back and drank some vodka. "These fey skills aren't so bloody useless after all!"

* * *

"What d'you mean you've lost her?" Cabbage shrieked at a trembling Kagome.
"Well, but she ran off, and we couldn't follow her because Inu-Yasha... well... and I can't run fast anyway, 'cause I've been ill... "
"DON'T TRY THAT WITH ME! I KNOW THAT'S JUST A COVER STORY YA LITTLE SKIVER!" Cabbage shouted, and threw a jug full of punch at Kagome. "YOU! DEMON! WHY DIDN'T YOU TRACK HER!"
"Begos by dose is full of blood," Inu-Yasha said miserably.
"And since when have you let a little blood bother you?!"
"I'b actually very squeabish, I jus' bretend not to be to cober ub by ebotional trauma..."
"Shut up," Cabbage said, and sighed," Well, this changes everything. You said she was ranting, Kagome?"
"Yeah, it was like walking along with a schizophrenic or something!" Kagome said soggily.
Cabbage and Flib looked at each other.
"M G S D?" Flibbage said.
"Sadly, yes.''
"What's-" Yakky asked.
"Multiple Generic-induced Sanity Dysfunction. Sprouts got too many different female protagonist rolls fighting for priority inside her head," Flib explained.
"If you're going to get like Red I shall take that power back, '' Cabbage warned her.
"Sorry mum. ''
"I think, " Cabbage said " we should all go back to Faerie, get together some people to bring Beansprout in with minimum damage to all concerned, and get some more people to sort out therapy. ''
"But what about the Big Pricks?" said J
"Folk the Big Pricks! Beansprout's the most immediate threat. ''
"What?" Yakky exclaimed.
Flib sighed. "She's got loads of conflicting roles stuffed in her head, Yakky. To put it bluntly, she is slowly being driven mad. ''
Yakky went pale. '' Then I'm going to find her. ''
"Are you listening?! It's Beansprout, and she's crazy!" Flib wailed, "She'll kill you horribly!"
"I have to do something!"
"He's said the words," Cabbage said in resignation "sadly, he does now have the generic right to go on a daring solo mission of love to bring back his girlfriend from the brink of insanity or die in the attempt.''
"Yakky, don't be... hasty," J corrected himself. "Maybe you should take time to plan. ''
"I don't- agree with your opinion," Yakky finished through gritted teeth "although I respect it."
The others tried not to laugh. "Nice one, Flib," said it Flee!-Bee.
"Yes," agreed Cabbage "although you should be careful, if they start communicating and expressing their feelings eloquently they might, under the laws of Generics, turn into women."
"Well, Yakky already has the... intelligence."
"I'm going to save Beansprout anyway," Yakky said, and ran off before anyone could say anything else.
"I'd be so cheerful if my boyfriend turned up in a dress to save me," Petrobrad said sarcastically.
"You wouldn't be cheerful if ten naked male swimsuit models turned up to save you," Heathcliffe pointed out.
"I'd be mildly content.''
"Right," said Cabbage "back to Faerie to sort this out!"
She clicked her fingers, and everyone except Kagome and Inu-Yasha disappeared. Kagome tried to wring punch out of her hair.
"By dose..." Inu-Yasha or reminded her, in the style of an injured puppy holding up a paw. Kagome was feeling very miserable, but his eyes were also puppy like and so she couldn't really refuse to help. Half-an-hour, some demonic howling and a pack of Kleenex later [get your mind out of the gutter and stop snickering], Inu-Yasha or was back to normal. "Hey Kagome," he said (yawning) "you smell nice..."
"THAT IS BECAUSE I'M COVERED IN PUNCH!!!" Kagome shouted, and burst into tears.
* * *
In Faerie...
Flori had been set to scrying for Beanderella, Cabbage was teaching Flib had to use her new ultra-faery powers, Jenenchilada or was busy hacking into faerynet sites full of info on the Big Pricks (these sites were few and secret, but Jenenchilada, being a rogue, could get into anything, especially when she was wearing her magic trainers), Red was researching how best to treat MGSD, Phoebe was catching up with old friends, and the Twizard had gathered a small Beansprout Retrieval Operational Tactical team [or a BROT team-see what I did there?][no...]
"Right," said The Twiz "I have chosen you to retrieve Beansprout because you're all either brave or stupid enough not to have said no.''
J, Flelen, Fjenny, and Agent O glanced at each other and shrugged. A few feet away, Heathcliffe cheerfully trampled a sprout.
"So," The Twiz continued gravely "I, with my tactical knowledge, will organise you, and J, O and Heathcliffe will share their military experience."
"Ahahaha! And there you lie, trampled fool!"
"Erk," said Barry the Sprout.
After some organisation, it was decided that Flelen and Fjenny would fly ahead and scout for Beansprout, Heathcliffe would then challenge her to a duel, and, while she was distracted, Flelen and Fjenny [The Flainsworths for short] would drop and net on her and J and O would stun her using their NGSPIB drugs (one of the perks of the job).
"Well," said Flib, strolling over "as far as plans go, that's terrible.''
The Twiz pulled a contemptuous face at her and sat down.
"As is your name. From now on you can just be the B Team.'
The Twiz stalked away in huff.
"Come back," said Heathcliffe "you have to record my exploits!"
The Twiz stalked back.
"Now," said Flib "I have a better plan!"
"Beansprout's just used the MooreVerse intertextual link!" Flori called. "She's arriving in... the Domain of D&D11th."
"Crap!"J said, drowning out the rest of Flori's words. ''Now we'll have to go and save Yakky too! Er- that doesn't count as arguing does it?"
"No," Flibbage said absently. "Hmmm... well, that all works out very well.''
"What does?"
"Now we have bait. Let's go."
* * *
And a few short scenes just to build up the dramatic tension and round off the episode...
Back in Feudal Japan...
"Well, it certainly was educational," Kagome mused, as she took out another humanoid demon with the Death Nose Pull (otherwise known as a Way of the Duck)
... and later that day...
"But I want to stop for lunch, wench!"
Inu-Yasha scurried on, whining like a puppy,
* * *
(Tappity Tappity tap tap)
* gasp! * said Jenenchilada, and fell off her chair in shock.
"Don't steal my shock reaction, Jenenchilada!" Cabbage shouted (Cabbage had long ago needed a scented bath and a non dairy pudding)
"But look!"
What does Jenenchilada see on her computer screen?
Will it (knowing Jenenchilada) actually be important?
When will Alice realize that Cabbage does not bath (especially in bloody scented crap) as it gives her eczema and instead washes herself under nice waterfalls as all self respecting elves do?
Find out next time on InubuYAKasha!

[Stuff that drifted aimlessly through my mind as I wrote this... if Beansprout was a faery, would should be called Flout? Is something that comes from the MooreVerse SIPversive? (sorry) How pissed-off would Inu-Yasha be if Kagome buggered off to join the parker girls? (and imagine Darcy with the shikon-no-tama...)
Apologies to the Twizard for making him so serious and uptight in the second half of the episode, but that's just what having to cope with J and O and Heathcliffe all at once does to you.]