Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale
Episode #7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom"Temple of Choom.� By Ally

Our heroes set off across the frozen (well, quite cold) wastes of Nepal, Beansprout wearing an intrepid expression as she toted the hilariously outsized machine gun and also two lazy-ass Faeries who couldn't be bothered to fly.
Yakky was not as strong-willed. "I'm tired! My feet hurt! I'm still tired. I have blisters! This cheap polyester is chafing me!"[Chelsea merchandise is NOT cheap polyester. It is outrageously priced polyester.]

"That's what you get for liking Chelsea" Beansprout said unhelpfully "besides its either walking or riding one of those yaks."
"Shutting up right now."
"Yaks?" said Flib suddenly, "isn't that bad?"
"Duh! your mum!"
"Oh dammit!" Yakky exclaimed, looking at a strange tattoo on the Yak's arses. "She bought out Nepal!"
"This must be part of her fiendish plot to take over the world, kill me and my mum and steal away my dad like the sneaky world-dominating freak she is!" Sprout yelled.
"Yeah whatever," Cablim muttered.
"Nah, she's gone off him" said Yakky "Its just the principle of the thing, Y'know?. She holds grudges."

"Why the hell's she holding a grudge!?"
"We wrecked her shoes. That's worse than swearing in her books."
"Well **** her!" Sprout said, when suddenly the laptop beeped and Ralph Wiggum's voice whined through the speaker.
*What's mail?*
"Bill Gates is weird...." Flib observed. Cablim fluttered onto the laptop as Sprout opened it and clicked on the message icon.
"Hey wow man! I didn't know these mortal dudes had ma
gic!" Cablim observed.
"They don't, asshole. And if you don't stop speaking in that embarrassing way you'll be back in that bottle before you can say Dude!" Flib growled and hit him round the head. Cablim began to mutter under his breath as Sprout read the e-mail;

"Dear Sprout, we love you very much but please don't come home till Buffy's dead, because the ground force people are here doing the garden and we need you to pose as our great aunt or something. Sent you something that might help though,

loads of love, Red ."

 Sprout clicked on the attachment file. The laptop exploded noisily and violently, in a sparkly mushroom cloud, sending Sprout Yakky and Flib flying backwards. Cablim was engulfed in the cloud.
"DAH!" yelledeveryone
"They tried to kill me! Why'd they try to kill me!" raged Sprout. The yaks looked on in mild amusement.
"Nah, that was stale cabbage magic. It gets like that when you Email it, bloody fool." said Flibbage grumbling and dusting herself off. Then "Oh MY GOD CABLIM!!!"
There was no sign of the small annoying elf amongst the smoking wreckage. Flib flew over and began to pull it apart.
"OhmygodohmygodmumisgoingtoCRUCIFYmeforthis ohgodcablimifyou�redeadimgoingtobloodyKILLyou!!!!"
�Using her superior strength (and scale) Sprout lifted up the remains of the laptop. Underneath lay a bedraggled, wrinkled and bearded Cablim, who sat up and coughed.
"What are you young whippersnapper dudes staring at?" He wheezed.
"Cool," said Beansprout "The wisdom of youth combined with the energy of old age."

"What are you talking about?"
Flib handed him her mirror.
"Jesus! MAN That SUCKS!"
"Let's find the temple," Sprout said, stifling a snigger, "so this terrible situation can be rectified."
"Let's find it anyway. Here is not a good place to be right now." quavered Yakky, frantically tapping Sprout on the shoulder.
"Oh, no reason. Just that these Yaks aren't really Yaks- they're men. In clever Robotic suits" he added, rather spoiling the effect. The Yaks abruptly fell to pieces like badly made transformers with a screeching noise and men with bumpy foreheads and sharp teeth crawled out of the wreckage.
"What the hell are they?!" Beansprout exclaimed, backing away and waving the machine gun nervously.
"Mum's fake vampire minions. They're all called Angel."
Angel, Angel, Angel and Angel et c. reached simultaneously behind their backs and each brought out an evil looking machine gun of their own.[surely Angel's too hardcore to use machine guns? And by 'hardcore' I do of course mean 'stupid'...]
"Bastards!" said Flib.
"Watch your language young lady, honestly the youth of today- oh crap!" said Cablim.
"That's the machine gun I was supposed to bring you, handily duplicated in a cruel twist of fate and because the writer is a cheat."
"Dammit!" Sprout said pulling the trigger. This was accompanied by the usual wheeze and puff of smoke, but this time it grew to cover the advancing vampires and make them cough a bit.
"Wow!" said Yakky, "it is useful for something!"
"Of course it is," snapped Flib, and then shrieked as the vampires emerged through the smoke.
"Oh no! We blew our chance to get away!!" Yakky cried.
"Well what are you worried about? She's your mum!"
"I wrecked her shoes!!!"
The nearest vampire reached out to grab Sprout's arm, when suddenly the ground gave way beneath them and they
[minus the vampires][god knows how] fell a very long way down into a pit. Flib had the presence of mind to create a nice soft bed of cabbage leaves on the rocky floor, but it was still really rather painful.
"OW!" said Yakky and Sprout. Cablim strained his rickety old wings and somehow managed not to land.
With a hum bright electric lights flickered on and a high pitched voice shouted, "Go away Cabbagy freaks or I'll eat your heads!!!
[No, guess, really.]
[sorry to pass it back to you, but I've written loads and some of its come true already][frankly, I'd have thought it should just have been making up for episode 5]


Episode#1 "The Tale Begins."
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"
Volume 3: Space Opera
Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
Volume 6: Killing Time
Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
Volume 7: Intertextuality
pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
Volume 8: Loose Ends
Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."