Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale
IBYKS: A RECKLESS RETCON
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
"Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Volume 3: Space Opera
"Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Volume 6: Killing Time
"Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Volume 7: Intertextuality
Volume 8: Loose Ends
"Lots of things Begin With Dee."
"Prologue in Manga Form."
The series six trailer (made whilst frantically stallinng for time)
*Dramatic Voiceover Guy speaks as the camera pans of a peaceful vista of Faerie (with cute bluebirds and flowers & blah) as some cheesy music plays;*
DVG; A year has passed since Beansprout and her friends saved the world,
* J, Yakky and Beansprout are sitting under a tree, looking confused as Flibbage lectures them;*
F; ...and that, - is how a generic convention works!
*They stare blankly at her*
Cut to, EARTH, faeries are putting the finishing touches to the rebuilt landscape, they have rebuilt the temple of Choom.
Campfy; There, perfect!
Oddball; Thanks little Freds, you've done a great job!
*The faeries vanish as Oddball cheerily waves them goodbye.*
DVG But on the new Earth, evil is making a comeback...
*Cue; Dramatic tension music, probably orchestral in nature...*
*Oddball walks into the temple and dons a pair of dark shades, with a dark smile*
*Cut to; Faerie, Cabbage scowls over her coffee,
C; This is all too cheerful...
Red; That's why we call it a happy ending.
C; Just you wait, I have a bad feeling about this...
*Cut to; Oddball is standing with an improbably shadowy figure, Mr. NGSPIB*
DVG; And evil has a new plan...
Mr. NGSPIB Why take Earth, when we could capture- Faerie?
-All we have to do is get rid of those damned kids!
*Cut to Yakky and Beansprout, walking across Buckingham.*
B; I just want to live a normal life for a while.
F; Well if you ever need to get back here, just kick the swan statue by the river and say 'The ducks,
Dammit, the DUCKS!' and it will transport you to Faerie.
*Cut to Beansprout opening the door to a house, it looks deserted.*
B; Dad? I've come back!
*Shot of a NGSPIB business card*
Y; Oh my God, The NGSPIB have kidnapped Barry!
*Cut to; Yakky and Beansprout running across Buckingham, Beansprout aims a kick at a mangy statue and shouts 'The Ducks, Dammit the DUCKS!'
*Fade to white*
*Cue some dramatic fast-paced music, similar to that used in the matrix. Or possibly It's rainin' men, which is the InubuYAKasha theme tune, and might possibly work.*
* Now we've done the set up, we can have tantalising glimpses of future episodes-oooh!*
* Cut to;Flibbage looking serious*
F; This is Faerie, but somehow, it's Forty Earth years ago, and that's a long time in Faerie...
*Cut to; the four heroes looking around at a faerie garden*
*Close up of Flibbage preparing to do a spell*
*Cut to; the other three holding Flibbage who is unconscious and in her three inch tall form.
*Cut to; Beansprout holding a piece of metal.
B; This is a piece of Deepwater YAK, they've dismantled it. They must have been looking for something...
*Cut to; Red and Cabbage tied to chairs looking shocked as a shadowy figure stands with his back to the camera.*
*Camera pans over a war torn, smoggy Faerie, and zooms in on the four heroes who are standing up to their knees in a pond and looking aghast.*
DVG; This summer, prepare for a war for the fate of not one world, but two.
*Cut to; The four heroes stand back as a grim looking army of faeries marches over the top of a hill, led by Cabbage, who is sat on a white unicorn.*
*Shot of Beansprout sword fighting with an unseen foe*
*Cut to Beansprout, looking in disbelief at Yakky, who is aiming a gun at her chest*
Y; (sarcastically) Sorry- honey.
*Cut to; A view of the remains of the faerie palace. On a hill at the far end of the gardens, a dark tower is flying together out of the air.*
*Cut to; An unknown faerie in a stylish black sparkly dress, with black wings and hair, stands examining an empty wine glass.
UF; A flamingo...? HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
*Cut back to Red and Cabbage tied to chairs.*
R None of this makes sense...
C Believe me, that has nothing to do with how much you've drunk today
*Cut to black with a nice bashing sound or something.*
*Graphic: InubuYAKasha #6
ETA; Fall 2003
There we go, that provides many sketchy details of the plot, bad guys and jokes of #6, which can be describe as what might happen if you put Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, Lord of the Rings and Space Balls in a blender.