Volume 1: a Foolish Faerietale

Credits Roll

(A reply to Curtain opens)

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Inu-bu-YAK-a-sha!

Some would say we went too far,

From Curtain opens to sunset,

And yeah, we lied. We're not done yet

 

If you should stay once curtains fall,

Then Footloose will amuse you all.

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Word count: 118,075 + (thats just the main story)

Episodes: 91

+ 2 special episodes, one web comic, one extended trailer, a poem, 3 pieces of commentry and now some credits makes 100.

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Written By Alice Nuttall and Emily  Brady

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Based on an original moral tale by Emily which Alice blew out of all proportion through boredom.

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Typed mostly by Emily, with Alices help on series eight

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Illustrated by both whenever they felt like it.

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Inspired By Alice's misinformed crush, and Emily's deluded belief in her magical abilities.

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Read by practically no one.

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Cast in order of appearance (Sometimes)

RED

BARRY

BUFFY

CABBAGE

GRUUT/BARTHOLOMEW

FLYNN

BEANSPROUT

FLIBBAGE

YAK

YAKKY

YUCKY-LOOKING-PORTAL-DEMON

AIRPORT ATTENDANT

MRS. BALLOON

PETER BONK

IVOR BIGGDICK

BILL GATES� GUARDS

BILL GATES

JEEVES

SMALL PINK BEETLE/ CABLIM

TATTOOED YAKS/ FAKE VAMPIRE MINIONS

ODDBALL

THE CZAR(SUPPOSEDLY)

(LOOLS)LEELOO

(GYPSOPHELLA)JOAN

A POSTMAN/NGSPIB AGENT

RASPUTIN/RABBI/CELESTIAL WASTE DISPOSER OF GAWD

BICAMIMIFLAGIMOFLIMIMBAGE (BICA)

K/ KYAKKY

J

LARDRAPTORS

TWO UNSPECIFIED GOODLOOKING BLOKES

FLED THE CIRCUS NYMPH

BOB/YAK(ky)

ANONYMOUS NGSPIB HEADMAN

INU YASHA

ALI G

KAGOME

KAGOME THE CHICKEN

SHIPPOU

MIROKU

JULIAN CLARY

LILY SAVAGE

 TEQUILA THE ALCOHORSE

GRYPHONS

THE MAYOR OF SCHEISSWETTER

OZ

SOME AGENTS OF THE NGSPIB

YNRI, GODDESS OF MUCH

SOME MORE YAKS

SOME TORIES

FLORI

FLIL

PHAT

FLORZ

THE ELF

FLEETER

FLOM

HEATH LEDGER

MERVYN, GOOD SPIRIT OF THE SWORD OF SLAYSKULL

TWO REALLY USELESS NGSPIB AGENTS

FLIAIN

ELF�S MASKED ALTER EGO

AN ANGEL

COCKENEY JESUS

FLUCEY

FLOHEY

A SENIOR HENCHMAN

A LESSER HENCHMAN

FLAMILLA

WORMWOOD THE BEAST

CAMPFY

DEMONS

THE ANTICHRIST

 FLIBBY

FLIZ

PHNEIGHLY

AGENT O

MORE HENCHMEN (BURLY ONES)

NGSPIB AGENT

AND ANOTHER ONE

HENCHMAN2

HENCHMAN26

EVIL SPROUT

EVIL YAKKY

EVIL FLIBBAGE

EVIL J

LOTS OF GUARDS WHO GET SHOT.

AGENT L

AGENT NEERG

ALICE-COOPER-FINS THE DEAD FISH

YET MORE HENCHMEN

AGENT C

EMILY

ALICE

IAIN

SANGO

NARAKU

SAIMYOSHO WASPS

THE TROGLODYTE

FLETTY

FLARRY

FJENNY

FLELEN

FLATHRYN

FLECKINI

NINJA HAMSTERS

LACKEYS AND YAKS

EVIL CAMPFY THE SCARY FAERIE

SNOLE

ANGEL CLONE

AGENT S

BARRY AS A FLAMINGO

BARRY AS A SPROUT

THE ARMY OF FAERIE

RED'S BATTLE PONY

AGENTS H & N

BUFFY'S ARMY OF VAMPIRE MINIONS

THE PINK ELEPHANT LEGION

AGENT P

BELINDA THE BELIGERENT BEE

PRINCESS BEANDERELLA DI SPROUTANIA

SMAUGAS-BOARD

SIR WILLIAM OF THE HOOD

FELICITY BRASSIQUE

JACK. E. JAMESON

VICAR

THE NARRATIVE FUNCTION �FEMINISM�

BARRY AS A FLUFFY BUNNY RABBIT

MAIL SNAIL

THE PERSONIFICATION OF THE UNSPOKEN RULES OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS 11TH EDITION

SHOPKEEPER

SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR

DARCY PARKER

MACHO BLONDE LADY (BAMBI)

FLEE!-BEE MOON

JENENCHILADA

HEATHCLIFFE

THE TWIZARD

PETROBRAD THE MOROSE

THE SARCHITECT

D'ARCIE

BARRY THE ASHTRAY

BAMBI THE SCARY DEER

GALABRIELLE

TITANIA

 TRIPPY THE PSYCHEDELLIC KANGAROO

LITTLE SOPHIE

SNOWFLAKE THE KITTEN

THE GRIM REAPER

PHAT THE GUARDIAN FLANGEL

THE QUEENS NINJA KUNG-SHOE BODY GUARDS

THE ORIGIONAL HARD CORE FAERIE OF PINK HAVOK

TIMLIN

EMYNYM

LILLI

EMILY (EMILY'S BRAIN VERSION)

EMILY THE ELF

TOM

TORI THE ELF

TIM THE MOOGLE

JAMES ROBERT DEAN WEST

AGENT PI

ALIENS

ALICE (EMILY'S BRAIN VERSION)

TIM (EMILY'S BRAIN VERSION)

FLARAMEDICS

DEE

BOBJIM

FEY

WILL

A NEWS REPORTER

DEMON LLAMA

LANCE

ALICE(ALICES BRAIN VERSION)

EMILY(ALICES BRAIN VERSION)

TOM(EMILY'S BRAIN VERSION)

WAITER

 

 

 

Blatantly and not so blatentlyhomaged� (translate as �stolen or mocked�) things

Men in Black

The Matrix

Deepwater Black

Strangers in Paradise

Harry Potter

Pizza Hut

Inu Yasha

The music of Boney M

The poetry of Lewis Carrol

Buffy the Vampire slayer

Discworld

Lord of the Rings

The Books of Magic

The Microsoft Corporation

The Emperors New Groove

 

Things we invented on our own.

The Realm

The interdimensional Portaloo

Snoles

Using the rules of media as faery logic, including but not limited to Fey Skills, GCFE�s and ASS levels.

Full sized chocolate pig

Flish

Any other name that begins with fl

Traps for men

The (fill in blank) of GAWD

FaeryNet.

 

 

Thanks to

Tim

Becky

Mind

Pete

~for reading~

Stu

~For incurring wrath by not reading but still plugging his own story~

~and being an utterly narcissistic but lovable person~

All the girls

~For wanting to be faeries even though they didn't care about the story, and for appreciating it when Emily drew pictures for them~

 

Jen

Helen

Camilla

Becky

~For being excellent villains, and not taking it to heart that they were Villians

 

Mindy

~For being the most morally ambiguous person in the story, and generally engineering the plot.

 

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Sami, Briana

~for teaching me how to make websites. 

Rumiko Takahashi

~For introducing us to manga, and giving Inu Yasha such wonderful ears(On his head!!!)

Stu's Message board

~For being a useful place to nag Ally to do things.

Episode#1 "The Tale Begins."
Episode#2 "Enter the Token Bloke."
Episode#3 "Stop Silicon Valley, I want to Get Off!."
Episode#4 "Faery Frolics and Fun with a Prophecy."
Episode#5 "The Loco Journeys."
Episode#6 "Cablim gets a Nasty Surprise."
Episode#7 "Beandiana Jones and the Temple of Choom."
Episode#8 "Oddball's Odd Behaviour."
Volume 2: Til Death do us Part
Episode#9 "Happy Birthday, Sweet Fifteen."
Episode#10 "The Sprout Sense."
Episode#11 "Four Funerals and another Funeral.
Episode#12 "Misty Water Colour Spirit Realm...."
Episode#13 "Interview with a Vampire Slayer."
Episode#14 "Ra-Ra-Rasputin!"
Volume 3: Space Opera
Episode#15 "Now the Thugs don't Work..."
Episode#16 "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
Episode#17 "Lardraptors!"
Episode#18 "Go Folk Yo' Mama!"
Episode#19 "The Platetrix."
Episode#20 "In Space no one can Hear you Order Pizza."
Episode#21 "Deepwater Yak."
Episode#22 "Yak trek."
Episode#23 "Planet of the crepes."
Episode#24 "Dude Where's my Comedy Plot Conventions?."
Volume 4: Unconventional
Episode#25 "A Clockwork Beansprout."
Episode#26 "The Long Awaited Explaination."
Episode#27 "Ten things I hate about 'funny' cartoon crossovers."
Episode#28 "The Plan."
Volume 5: Happy Endings
Episode#29 "We're off to See a Werewolf..."
Episode#30 "The Yak and the Beansprout."
Episode#31 "The fellowship of the Thing."
Episode#32 "The one Where the Cast of Friends do Nothing and the Cast of IBYKS do little more."
Episode#33 "Meet your Yak."
Episode#34 "The Laughing Yak."
Episode#35 "Lord of the Thing(s)."
Episode#36 "Extra Extra Special with Magic, Cheese and Tesco."
Episode#37 "Faeries and Werewolves and Yaks, oh My!."
Episode#38 "IBYKS The animated feature film."
Episode#39 "The return of the Parents of the Children."
Episode#40 "Events Concluding Those which Preceeded."
Episode#41 "The Chips of WRATH!."
Episode#42 "In which Cabbage has Angst."
Episode#43 "Heaven is a Shoeshop."
Episode#44 "The Importance of being Soulless."
Episode#45 "Vinyl fantasy."
Volume 6: Killing Time
Episode#46 "Where is My Happy Ending...?"
Episode#47 "The Books of Faerie."
Episode#48 "Back to the Future from the Past..."
Episode#49 "The Time and Space of the Old Dude with the 'tache."
Episode#50 "Sprout, Flib, Yakky & J's Excellent Adventure."
Episode#51 "The Nerds The Nerds!"
Episode#52 "The Land of Reality."
Episode#53 "Ordinary (boring) World."
Episode#54 "Smoke and Mirrors."
Episode#55 "Some things we hate about Clones."
Episode#56 "I've got no Idea what you did Last Summer..."
Episode#57 "The Shoe Towers."
Episode#58 "Pizza is a dish best Served Cold."
Episode#59 "Sprout's Masked Replica."
Episode#60 "Curiouser and Curiouser..."
Episode#61 "Not another Season Finale?."
Volume 7: Intertextuality
pisode#62 "Faerietale."
Episode#63 "When Narrative Functions Turn Bad..."
Episode#64 "Jack, the Beanstalk, The Beauty, The Beast, The Witch, The Wardrobe and Will."
Episode#65 "Its a Good Li(f)e."
Episode#66 "The one with Four Titles..."
Episode#67 "The B Team."
Episode#68 "Narnia Has Nothing on this..."
Episode#69 "Clash of the Heroines."
Episode#70 "To Infinity and Beyond."
Episode#71 "The Thingwraith."
Episode#72 "Ghostmom."
Episode#73 "And all that Black Widow Crap Jazz."
Episode#74 "I've got a theory..."
Episode#75 "Magical Girl- Pretty Scary."
Episode#76 "Wheels within Wheels within Wheels- ARGH!"
Episode#77 "J's Story."
Episode#78 "Irrevocably Broken."
Volume 8: Loose Ends
Episode#79 "Lots of things Begin With Dee."
Episode#80 "Adventures in Slumberland."
Episode#81 "The One with the Revelation."
Episode#82 "Artificial Life Sucks.com."
Episode#83 "Saving Beansprout's Brain."
Episode#84 "The Road is Folking Hard..."
Episode#85 "The One with Gender Issues."
Episode#86 "Disneyland."
Episode#87 "(DEMON)Llama Llama Llama..."
Episode#88 "Perspective."
Episode#89 "Me, Myself and Ai."
Episode#90 "Wedding Cake or Death."
Episode#91 "Real Life.or Pizza, With Extra Cheese."
Extras
Episode#92 "Prologue in Manga Form."
Episode#93 "Curtain Opens."
Episode#94 "Trailer for series six."
Episode#95 "A nepalese Werewolf in London."(Flashback story, prelude to series eight)
Episode#96 "Fantasy Life Sucks."
Episode#97 "Credits Roll."
Episode#98 "IBYKS Companion (Part 1)."
Episode#99 "IBYKS Companion (Part 2)."
Episode#100 "IBYKS Companion (Part 3)."