Magical Jailbait Insipid Fructose: Permanent Record

Full Name: Emma Smith

Age: "18"

D.O.B: 27th March

Species: Human

Place of Birth: Salisbury

Next of Kin: Any of my ten older step-brothers.

School: Marketable Magic

Reasons for Joining: Because magic is just so much fun to play with! Besides, I often have to fight off the advances of thirty-year-old pervs…


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Psychological Profile:If Fructose was left to herself in the mortal plane she'd probably have her own story, one that would make Hard Candy look like a slap on the wrist by comparison. Sometimes I wonder if I made the right decision when I took her in…

HRH Flibbage of Faerie


Teacher's Comments:
Fructose is doing well this year, but if she really wants to go far, I recommend she makes herself seem even more illegal.

Dulcet Angel Christine

End-of-year report   *MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR CH1-12!*

FRUCTOSE (EMMA SMITH)

Fructose still has absolutely no attention span, but on the plus side, she’s quit smoking.

STUDENT COMMENTS 

Okay okay, I'm actually only 15! it was my birthday the other week and all no one even noticed!