Qualifications:"HACK", as he calls himself, has every qualification in computer science and diabolical engineering imaginable. Combined with his status as perpetually undateable, this makes him an ideal mecha teacher.

"HACK" has worked for several evil corporations, and has arguably done a lot of good, as most of the equipment he built caused horrible, maiming explosions.

Psychological Profile:

"HACK" is the only member of staff who is completely morally untethered- even Beansprout is an angel compared to this man. Because of this, I have placed a suspended suffocation curse on him, and am ready to set it off whenever he shows signs of going completely off the rails.

H.R.H Flibbage