Jimmy Jacobs: Permanent
Record
Full Name:James Edward Jacobs.
Age:16.
D. O. B:27th April.
Species:Human.
Place of Birth:
Northampton
.
Next of Kin (to be contacted in case of
accident):My mum Tilda Jacobs.
School:The School of Overrated Destructive Metal Robots.
But I’m campaigning for a name change, because I really think they’re not that
overrated.
Reasons for Joining:I’d never have had the chance to work with such
amazing machines anywhere else. The Mortal Realm just doesn’t have this kind of
technology, it’s all outmoded concepts like
NOTE: The rest of this statement has been edited for
annoying technobabble.
H.R.H. Flibbage of Faerie.
FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY:
Psychological Profile:When he first arrived at the dojo, Jimmy was a
fairly pleasant, if incredibly shy, young man. Unfortunately the laws of
generics seem to have taken a particularly heavy toll on him, and he is now one
of the more annoying mecha-boy stereotypes – an
insecure, whiny wreck.
H. R. H. Flibbage of Faerie
Teacher’s Comments:Jimmy’s work is progressing well this year – his
robot doesn’t usually require more than four reboots before it will start
properly, and it has only got seriously out of control twice this term.
“HACK”
End-of-year report *MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR
CH1-12!*
I'm surprised Jimmy's still alive. Pleasantly
surprised, that is. He did far better than anyone was expecting in the battle
against the pirates, and hopefully separating him from M3H-13 will help him develop
even further.
STUDENT COMMENTS
I can't believe everyone seriously thought I
was going to die...