LARS: STAFF RECORD

Qualifications:Lars has spent several years as a bounty hunter and even more as a plain old normal hunter. I can confirm that he does use antlers in all of his decorating, but I remain unconvinced that he is roughly the size of a barge.


Experience:
Contrary to what you might expect, Lars has actually killed a few things that are fairly difficult to kill. Some of them even deserved it. Sadly, his pigheadedness and chauvinism constantly overrides his actual usefulness.


Psychological Profile:
I'm sure Lars would have caused me many more problems even if I hadn't employed him. Even so, his "Either way, there's going to be fondling" style of teaching is wearing a bit thin, and I'm on the lookout for a replacement.

H.R.H Flibbage