Magical Chav Blingy Pashmina: Permanent Record

Full Name: Chardonnay Bloater

Age: 16

D.O.B: 26th December

Species: Human, innit?

Place of Birth: Braintree, Essex

Next of Kin: My mum, but I don't want you calling that cow if something goes wrong 'cos she'll come down and make a right scene and I can't be doing with it.

School: Marketable Magic

Reasons for Joining: I was bored, right?


FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY:

Psychological Profile:

Pashmina is certainly the most aggressive of the magical girls. Luckily, she lacks the subtlety of, say, Sparkle, and prefers screaming and hitting people with bottles to plotting the downfall of everyone around her. It's certainly effective.

HRH Flibbage of Faerie


Teacher's Comments:

Pashmina would have excelled in the "Transformation Sequence with Implied Nudity" module if her nudity had actually remained implied.

Dulcet Angel Christine

End-of-year report   *MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR CH1-12!*

PASHMINA (CHARDONNAY BLOATER)

Since Sparkle left, Pashmina’s violent tendencies have decreased beyond belief. I think I even saw her doing some embroidery the other day.

STUDENT COMMENTS

Whatchoo lookin at? I am knittin' a scarf.