Full Name: Chardonnay Bloater
Age: 16
D.O.B: 26th December
Species: Human, innit?
Place of Birth: Braintree, Essex
Next of Kin: My mum, but I don't want you calling that cow if something goes wrong 'cos she'll come down and make a right scene and I can't be doing with it.
School: Marketable Magic
Reasons for Joining: I was bored, right?
FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY:
Psychological Profile:
Pashmina is certainly the most aggressive of the magical girls. Luckily, she lacks the subtlety of, say, Sparkle, and prefers screaming and hitting people with bottles to plotting the downfall of everyone around her. It's certainly effective.
HRH Flibbage of Faerie
Teacher's Comments:
Pashmina would have excelled in the "Transformation Sequence with Implied Nudity" module if her nudity had actually remained implied.
Dulcet Angel Christine
End-of-year report *MAY CONTAIN
SPOILERS FOR CH1-12!* PASHMINA
(CHARDONNAY BLOATER) Since Sparkle left, Pashmina’s
violent tendencies have decreased beyond belief. I think I even saw her doing
some embroidery the other day. STUDENT
COMMENTS Whatchoo lookin
at? I am knittin' a scarf.