Magical Chav Blingy Pashmina: Permanent Record

Full Name: Chardonnay Bloater

Age: 16

D.O.B: 26th December

Species: Human, innit?

Place of Birth: Hull

Next of Kin: My mum, but I don't want you calling that cow if something goes wrong 'cos she'll come down and make a right scene and I can't be doing with it.

School: Marketable Magic

Reasons for Joining: I was bored, right?


FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY:

Psychological Profile:

Pashmina is certainly the most aggressive of the magical girls. Luckily, she lacks the subtlety of, say, Sparkle, and prefers screaming like a fishwife and hitting people with bottles to plotting the downfall of everyone around her.

HRH Flibbage of Faerie


Teacher's Comments:

Pashmina would have excelled in the "Transformation Sequence with Implied Nudity" module if her nudity had actually remained implied.

Dulcet Angel Christine

End-of-year report   *MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR CH1-12!*

PASHMINA (CHARDONNAY BLOATER)

Since Sparkle left, Pashmina’s violent tendencies have decreased beyond belief. I think I even saw her doing some embroidery the other day.

STUDENT COMMENTS

Whatchoo lookin at? I am knittin' a scarf.