Robert: Permanent Record
Full Name: Robert Crowe.
D. O. B: 31st October.
Place of Birth:Undisclosed.
Next of Kin (to be contacted in case of accident):This will not be necessary.
Reasons for Joining:World domination. Plus, it looks good on my CV.
FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY:
Psychological Profile:Robert is quiet, calm and possibly evil - luckily, not dangerously so. That world domination thing is just his little joke - he prefers to hire himself out as a mercenary.
H. R. H. Flibbage of Faerie
Teacher's Comments:Robert would be one of our best students if he spent less time on personal projects and more time doing as he is told.
End-of-year report *MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS FOR CH1-12!*
Sadly, I had to expel Robert for smuggling weapons to the goblins. He'd already had three warnings. God help the mortal realm...
We'll meet again, Pirncess...